Mo' Urban Dictionary: Ridonkulous Street Slang Defined

From the wildly popular Web site urbandictionary.com, where you write your own definitions, Mo' Urban Dictionary brings the hottest slang that defines your world.

pregret - Regretting something you're about to do anyway multislacking - Doing multiple slackeresque things concurrently
email bankruptcy - Clearing your inbox and starting from scratch
workahol - What workaholics are addicted to
foreploy - Misrepresenting yourself on a date in hopes of getting lucky
bluetool - Someone who always wears a Bluetooth earpiece, even when they're not on the phone
breakup buddy - A friend who provides objective advice and post-breakup support
meh - A verbal shrug of indifference
hobosexual - The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for their own appearance
testosterphone - To make a quick and to-the-point phone call that lasts under thirty seconds
accountabilabuddy - A friend you get in trouble with and who's somewhat responsible for your actions
urban cougar - An older woman who hunts younger prey in bars and clubs
puma - An attractive woman in her late twenties, training to be a cougar
Pac-Manning - To drive on the dotted white lane divider, like Pac-Man eating dots