How to Win a Fight with a Liberal by Daniel Kurtzman

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How to Win a Fight With a Liberal is the ultimate survival guide to arguing politics, filled with all the cunning strategies, damning facts, and merciless ridicule conservatives need to give their liberal "friends, neighbors and countrymen" the verbal smackdown of a lifetime.

With the presidential election approaching, this irreverent yet practical guide is essential reading for unpracticed neophytes and seasoned politicos alike-the perfect primer for anyone who's ever fantasized about smacking sense into a misguided left-wing adversary.

Includes:

* The 10 Commandments of Partisan Warfare

* The Liberal Hall of Shame

* 27,000 Ways to Insult Liberals

* Kick-Ass Arguments: A Step-by-Step Guide

...and much, much more!

What People Are Saying

Paul Lewis
"Sharply critical and consistently funny, How to Win a Fight with A Liberal and How to Win A Fight with a Conservative hold twin mirrors up to the illogical state of political debate in our divided country. Though they can be enjoyed for their wit alone, attentive readers will get Kurtzman's satirical point: in the exchange of pre-fabricated positions, the appeal to emotion, and the indulgence of self-approval, we have limited our ability to think clearly about urgent problems. Exposing such failures and mocking those responsible for them is the highest calling of the satirist."--(Paul Lewis, author of Cracking Up: American Humor in a Time of Conflict)

Will Durst
"Daniel Kurtzman doesn't have a political axe to grind. He has two axes to grind. And he does it with the sharpest wit seen in these bipartisan parts for quite some time. Crisscrossing the aisle with wicked glee; no matter which book you finish first, you'll immediately want to run out and get the other one to discover what he said about your side. Just remember to wear a disguise."--(Will Durst, political satirist, currently starring in "The All-American Sport of Bipartisan Bashing")

Andy Borowitz
"No one knows political satire like Daniel Kurtzman."--(Andy Borowitz, creator of The Borowitz Report and author of The Republican Playbook)

Gregg Spiridellis
"When the folks over at JibJab are looking for a fair and balanced laugh, Daniel Kurtzman's our guy. His How to Win a Fight with a Liberal / Conservative will have you in stitches regardless of your political affiliation!"--(Gregg Spiridellis, co-founder of JibJab.com)

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• ISBN: 1402208790
• Publisher: Sourcebooks, Incorporated
• Pub. Date: June 2007
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What It Means to Be a Conservative

I never use the words Democrats and Republicans. It's Liberals and Americans.
-James Watt, Interior Secretary under Ronald Reagan

There's a reason that twice as many Americans identify themselves as "conservative" as call themselves "liberal." Would you rather associate yourself with an ideology that is synonymous with patriotism, strength, freedom, family values, moral clarity, and kicking terrorist ass? Or would you rather align yourself with defeatism, elitism, permissive values, moral uncertainty, and pussyfooting with terrorists-or as it's more commonly known, liberalism?