Republicans Democrats Independents 1
The World of Wrongevity
Contract on America 2.1
Put the Hammer Down
The Official George W. Bush Vice Presidential Prospect Questionnaire
Scarlet Service Threat
The Pork Barrel Protection Act
Scientist Suspects Bush Has Syphilis!
Republicans Gone Wild 2!
Stalking the Hypocritical Oafs
Al Gore and the Blue Sky Theory
He's Back!
FAQ: 2004 Democratic Primary
A Horror Movie Sequel, Inaugural 2: This Time It's Really Personal
Left Right Center 31
Spanking the Diaper
Wimp II
Satan's Filibuster
That Mythical Ethical High Ground
Simple Is as Simple Does
Impeachment? Hell, No-Impalement
The Party of No Ideas vs. the Party of Bad Ideas
Demagogic Whistle-Stop
San Francisco Values
Who's the Comeback Kid Now?
The Center Left, Right?
God's Only Party
Eight Reasons It Would Behoove All American Guys to Be Pro-Choice
Leading the Pack Away from the Leader
Ethics Bye-Bye
Upper Lower Middle 61
An Important Message from Your Family at YourBank
Blue Collar Decathlon
Welcome! Kneel!
Gouging? What Gouging?
The First Green President
Not Your Species, Monkey Boy
Free Speech Ain't Free. Oh, Wait a Minute. Yeah, It Is
Paris Hilton Paid for George Bush's Sins
George & Attila
"Stupid People Love Bush," New Study Proves
The Cheeseburger Bill
Bush to Poor: Drop Dead
Not So Almighty Dollar
America's Favorite Felon
FAQ: The President's Social Security Reform
Blue Red Purple 91
Intelligent Is as Intelligence Doesn't
This LittlePETA Did Not Eat Roast Beef
Cyclops Pinkeye
White House Report Card
Gay Marriage en Mass.
Crocodile Tears
The War on XMA{dollar}
After the Beep
Skooter Skates
Frog Soup
Empty Promises Are the New Black
Apologies 'R' Us
Yesterday Today Tomorrow 121
The End (Periodically)
Partisan Witch Hunts on YouTube
Deep-Throated Whining
2006 Predictions
Leftover Top 100 Millennium Lists
9/11 Plus 5
The 13th Annual Will Durst "Thank God for These Liquid Squeezebags Because I'm a Comic" Awards
Ring Around the Coercion
Plug Me In
The Bright Side of Global Warming
E-Mail to the Cardinal
Cry "Havoc" and Let Slip the Gods of War
Slogans: Good. Policy: Bad
You Me Us 155
Giving Thanks
FAQ: Super Bowl and Janet Jackson's Boobie
103 Jobs
Whom I Don't Trust
Whom I Do Trust
What They Say/What They Mean
FAQ: Cheney Shooting a Guy in the Face with a Gun
The Victims of 9/12
The Scourage of Mockolate
Passenger Bill of Rights
Our Offspring Fontanel
Nuclear Two-Step
The Do's and Don'ts of Asking Your Boss for a Raise
What They Said/What They Meant: Katrina
Executive Legislative Judicial 191
The Department of Just Us
Reefer Absurdity
Libby on the Label
Mad Politician Disease
The Shameless and the Spineless
He's the Leakingest
Changing of the Guard
The Fratlomat
Dennis Hastert's Crow Plate Special
The Stealth Judge
The Wireless Cable Man
The Curious Case of the Amnesiac Attorney General
You Got to Love Dick
The Little Boys Who Cried "The Other Side Is Nothing but a Bunch of Big Fat Liars"
Roving Target
The Rare Double-Pronged Red-Footed Bushie
George Bush: President of Workaholics Anonymous
Iraq Iran Irat 225
Iraqi Good Stuff
Scoundrel City
Son of the Scoundrel: The Sequel
Good News/Bad News
The Terrorists Follow Us Home
The Sissy Box
Compassionate Torturer
Bring Back Saddam
Don't Not Stay the Course
Reading Isn't Fundamental
The Escargot Stratagem
FAQ: General Petraeus's Testimony
Darting Squirters
The Boogeyman
WMD-U.S. Intelligence: Not a Match
Eyes Only
FAQ: Plan for Victory
WMDS, or No WMDS? That Ain't the Question
FAQ: Cindy Sheehan, Peace Mom
11 04 08 265
Presidential Spring Training
And They're Not Off!
Hill Songs
Me. Me. Me. Me. Me.
Rove Bye-Bye
Generic Republican Speech
Generic Democratic Speech
Iowa-It's Winner-Tastic
Shadows Trump Hope
Balkanizing Reagan
Democratic Slap Fight
Flinching Toward Babylon-'08
The Pols, They Are A-Changin'
Flippity, Floppity, on the Campaign Trail
The George W. Bush State of the Union Drinking Game
Bill Clinton: Threat or Menace?
Clear. Unclear. Lead Apron.
Lumpy & Hucky
Super Duper Fat Tuesday
Careful What You Ask For
Shut Up
32 Short Thoughts About Ralph Nader
Acknowledgments 311
About the Author 312