The Nerve's Guide to Sex Etiquette for Ladies and Gentlemen by Emma Taylor, Lorelei Sharkey

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Synopsis

Nerve's Guide to Sex Etiquette for Ladies and Gentlemen is committed to saving readers from a lifetime of sexual faux-pas. From one-night stands to dirty talk and much more this outrageously helpful handbook includes hints such as:

€ When booty-calling an ex, the dumpee must be the initiator the first two times. After that, it's considered polite for the dumper to initiate so the dumpee doesn't feel doubly pathetic.

€ On a one-night stand, you may make a stealth exit from your partner's bed, but it is gauche to request that your partner vacate before daylight.

€ A civilized lady or gentleman always has a guest toothbrush handy, still in its packaging, just in case a guest requests one. However, only vulgarians keep an entire drawer of them for guests to "pick their favorite color."

Mixing witty "pearls of wisdom," hilarious sidebars, and essential advice, Em and Lo deliver the practical handbook of bedside manners for singles and devoted couples in the new millennium.

Biography

Em and Lo (Emma Taylor and Lorelei Sharkey) are the authors of The Big Bang: Nerve's Guide to the New Sexual Universe. They are contributing editors at Nerve.com, where they pen the weekly sex and relationship column, "The Em & Lo Down: Advice from Near Experts." Launched over three years ago, it's one of the most popular features among the site's two million-plus readers.