| Introduction: Money, Brains, and Enron | 11 |
| Part I. | Gimme 5 (Minutes) | 17 |
| Chapter 1 | 5 Trillion in the Hole: Why Investors Go Bad | 19 |
| Chapter 2 | Trust a Kennedy: How We Got This System | 25 |
| Chapter 3 | Golden Rules | 31 |
| Chapter 4 | 5 Minutes in the Life of a Company: IBM's 2000 Annual Report | 38 |
| Chapter 5 | Another 5 Minutes With IBM: IBM's 2001 Annual Report | 46 |
| Part II. | The Financial Statement in 5 Minutes | 53 |
| Chapter 6 | The Income Statement in 5 Minutes | 55 |
| Chapter 7 | The Balance Sheet in 5 Minutes | 63 |
| Chapter 8 | The Cash Flow Statement in 5 Minutes | 70 |
| Chapter 9 | The Management Discussion and the Footnotes in 5 Minutes | 76 |
| Part III. | The Income Statement | 83 |
| Chapter 10 | Revenue: It's Accrual, Cruel World | 85 |
| Chapter 11 | Revenue Recognition: Lucent | 91 |
| Chapter 12 | Revenue Recognition: Sunbeam | 97 |
| Chapter 13 | Revenue Recognition: MicroStrategy | 104 |
| Chapter 14 | Beat the Check: Methods of Reducing Recognition of Costs and Expenses | 111 |
| Chapter 15 | The Urge to Merge: Deal-Making and the Financial Statement | 116 |
| Chapter 16 | "You've Got Expenses!": AOL and Deferred Marketing Expenses | 122 |
| Chapter 17 | Waste Management: Dirty Deeds Done for $1.5 Billion | 127 |
| Chapter 18 | Restructuring Charges: The Big Bath That Gets You Dirty | 135 |
| Chapter 19 | Deconstructing Restructuring: Sunbeam and Tyco International | 142 |
| Chapter 20 | Goodwill Haunting: Writing Down the Value of Merger Assets | 150 |
| Chapter 21 | Pro Forma Results: Friend and Foe | 156 |
| Chapter 22 | Accounting for Stock Options | 162 |
| Part IV. | The Balance Sheet...and Beyond | 167 |
| Chapter 23 | Accounts Receivable and the Oxford Incident | 169 |
| Chapter 24 | Inventory | 175 |
| Chapter 25 | The Four Horsemen of the Off-Balance-Sheet Apocalypse | 180 |
| Chapter 26 | Special Purpose Entities | 185 |
| Chapter 27 | Off-Balance-Sheet Liabilities: Synthetic Leases and Dollar General | 192 |
| Chapter 28 | Pensions | 197 |
| Chapter 29 | Enron in 5 Minutes | 203 |
| Chapter 30 | Cash Flow | 208 |
| Part V. | One More 5 Minute Shot | 213 |
| Chapter 31 | 5 Minutes With AOL Time Warner (Okay, Maybe 10) | 215 |
| Conclusion: Fear of Financial Statements | 229 |
| Appendix | Sources For Further Reading | 231 |
| Glossary | 235 |
| Index | 249 |
| About the author | 256 |