Shut up, I'm Talking: And Other Diplomacy Lessons I Learned in the Israeli Government by Gregory Levey

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Synopsis

Shut Up, I'm Talking is a smart, hilarious insider take on Israeli politics that reads like the bastard child of Thomas Friedman and David Sedaris. Now a political writer for Salon, Gregory Levey stumbled into a job as speechwriter for the Israeli delegation to the United Nations at age twenty-five and suddenly found himself, like a latter-day Zelig, in the company of foreign ministers, U.S. senators, and heads of state. Much to his surprise, he was soon attending U.N. sessions and drafting official government statements. The situation got stranger still when he was transferred to Jerusalem to write speeches for Prime Minister Ariel Sharon.

Shut Up, I'm Talking is a startling account of Levey's journey into the nerve center of Middle Eastern politics at one of the most turbulent times in Israeli history. During his three years in the Israeli government, the Second Intifada continued on in fits and starts, Yasser Arafat died, Hamas came to power, and Ariel Sharon fell into a coma. Levey was repeatedly thrust into highly improbable situations — from being the sole "Israeli" delegate (even though he's Canadian) at the U.N. General Assembly, with no idea how "his" country wanted to vote; to nearly inciting an international incident with his high school French translation of an Arab diplomat's anti-Israel remarks; to communicating with Israeli intelligence about the suspected perpetrators of suicide bombings; to being offered leftover salami from Ariel Sharon's lunch. As Levey got better acquainted with the personalities in the government's inner sanctum, he witnessed firsthand the improvisational and ridiculously casual nature of the country's behind-the-scenesleadership — and realized that he wasn't the only one faking his way through politics.

With sharp insight and great appreciation for the absurd, Levey offers the first-ever look inside Israel's politics from the perspective of a complete outsider, ultimately concluding that the Israeli government is no place for a nice Jewish boy.

Kirkus Reviews

A funny, sometimes horrifying look at the inner workings of international government agencies. How exactly Levey, a 25-year-old Canadian of Jewish descent, got a job with the Israeli mission to the United Nations is never made clear-to him or to us. He applied for an internship while attending law school in New York and, after being told they didn't offer internships, was inexplicably hired as the consulate's head speechwriter. Judging from his account of the UN, the employees at this global association of governments devoted as much time to hijinks as to maintaining peace and equity around the world. Levey offers amusing anecdotes about wacky co-workers, and he makes speechwriting seem cooler than even Aaron Sorkin imagined with tales of security screenings, UN seating arrangements that recalled junior high school and the self-defense training he underwent in Israel (in the company of Radiohead's tour manager). But when the author describes being dispatched to a meeting about a resolution he'd never heard of, having to guess wildly at Israel's vote, then learning that the vote was about weapons of mass destruction, readers may find the hijinks less amusing. Levey's good humor, and the narrative's energy, falter a bit in later sections, which chronicle his work in Israel as a speechwriter for former Prime Minister Ariel Sharon. He became disillusioned with the country, and Sharon had a stroke, but these events are related more wearily than the author's earlier adventures. Read it for the hilarity and the keen portraiture, but try to pretend these people don't actually make decisions about the fate of the world. Agent: Mollie Glick/Jean V. Naggar Literary Agency

Biography

Gregory Levey is a regular contributor to Salon.com who has also written for The New Republic, New York Post, The Globe and Mail, and other publications. He served as a speechwriter and delegate for the Israeli government at the United Nations and as Senior Foreign Communications Coordinator for Prime Ministers Ariel Sharon and Ehud Olmert. He is on the faculty of Ryerson University in Toronto, Canada. Visit www.gregorylevey.com for more information.