Violation!: The Ultimate Ticket Book by James Napoli

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Synopsis

Violation! is a collection of "parking tickets", citations that look like the real thing but in fact are humorous takes on common "everyday offenses" such as taking up two parking spaces, not putting the seat down in the bathroom, not clearing the paper jam at the photo copier, and so on., and so one-

(because your day is filled with people intent on ruining your day!)

Each ticket includes humorous copy, and also includes fines, "penalties" and the appropriate insults for those offenders that you would prefer to avoid, and would rather your retribution to be dolled out from afar, i.e. " We all have to park on this street!" and "I pity your family and friends", and for work place offenses, "I'm getting paid like you, except I'm actually doing my job".

Violation! is a fun way to get your point across to others in a way that's funny, yet direct. A great gift for commuters, families, college students, and anyone who's bothered by the sometimes inconsiderate behavior of others.

Biography

James Napoli is the author of  The North Pole Employee Handbook, also from Cider Mill Press. He spent many years as a writer and performer of nationally syndicated radio comedy. He also teaches screen writing and script analysis in Los Angeles.  Much like every other person in America, he is compiling notes for a novel.