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With characteristic humor and a full cast of eccentric and wonderfully lovable characters, Dorothea Benton Frank delivers a refreshingly honest and funny novel about an artist who suddenly enters the complacent lives of several Lowcountry locals-and turns them upside down. It's a twist-filled tale of friendship, family, and finding happiness by becoming who you are meant to be.
Bestseller Frank's fifth Lowcountry Tale is a lively story about friendship and family, Southern-style. On the small South Carolina barrier island that gives the book its title, semiretired attorney Abigail Thurmond spends most of her days playing golf and gossiping with her best friend, the portly, lovably aristocratic Huey Valentine. But their comfortable lives of leisure are turned upside-down with the arrival of one diminutive Rebecca Sims. Becca's obvious artistic talent and poise make it easy for Huey to show her art and hire her to manage his art gallery, but when his 86-year-old mother unearths Becca's tragic past, Huey can't help sticking his aquiline nose in her business. Once an attentive wife and loving mother of two in Charleston, Becca became the victim of her abusive husband, who turned her children against her and then filed for divorce. Abigail and Huey must help their new friend, of course, and as they draw closer to one another through Becca's tribulations, Abigail is finally able to examine the ghosts that have haunted her for years, and Huey gets to reveal a (pretty unsurprising) secret of his own. Frank's absorbing narrative manages to feel both authentically Southern and universally empathetic. Agent, Amy Berkower. (May) Copyright 2005 Reed Business Information.
More Reviews and RecommendationsThe South Carolina coast forms a lush backdrop for Dorothea Benton Frank's tales of cheatin' husbands, nosy neighbors, and nutty families. But don't let the sand and palm trees fool you: Frank's very funny novels are smarter than the average beach read.
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November 29, 2007: The charm of the Lowcountry is the heart and soul of this novel and its characters inviting us to live, love, and keep moving on.
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September 21, 2006: Pawleys Island is one of my favorite places, so ,of course, I loved the book. Ms. Frank spins a great tale--I know the women she writes about, because I am one of them. Getting older can be wonderful if you have the right grace and attitude. Women need more books like this one. I loved Miss Olivia. This book reminds me of another great read, Micah's Child by Lang Buchanan
Name:
Dorothea Benton Frank
Current Home:
New Jersey and Sullivan's Island, South Carolina
Place of Birth:
Sullivan's Island, South Carolina
An author who has helped to put the South Carolina Lowcountry on the literary map, Dorothea Benton Frank hasn't always lived near the ocean, but the Sullivan's Island native has a powerful sense of connection to her birthplace. Even after marrying a New Yorker and settling in New Jersey, she returned to South Carolina regularly for visits, until her mother died and she and her siblings had to sell their family home. "It was very upsetting," she told the Raleigh News & Observer. "Suddenly, I couldn't come back and walk into my mother's house. I was grieving."
After her mother's death, writing down her memories of home was a private, therapeutic act for Frank. But as her stack of computer printouts grew, she began to try to shape them into a novel. Eventually a friend introduced her to the novelist Fern Michaels, who helped her polish her manuscript and find an agent for it.
Published in 2000, Frank's first "Lowcountry tale," Sullivan's Island made it to the New York Times bestseller list. Its quirky characters and tangled family relationships drew comparisons to the works of fellow southerners Anne Rivers Siddons and Pat Conroy (both of whom have provided blurbs for Frank's books). But while Conroy's novels are heavily angst-ridden, Frank sweetens her dysfunctional family tea with humor and a gabby, just-between-us-girls tone. To her way of thinking, there's a gap between serious literary fiction and standard beach-blanket fare that needs to be filled.
"I don't always want to read serious fiction," Frank explained to The Sun News of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. "But when I read fiction that's not serious, I don't want to read brain candy. Entertain me, for God's sake." Since her debut, she has faithfully followed her own advice, entertaining thousands of readers with books Pat Conroy calls "hilarious and wise" and characters Booklist describes as "sassy and smart,."
These days, Frank has a house of her own on Sullivan's Island, where she spends part of each year. "The first thing I do when I get there is take a walk on the beach," she admits. Evidently, this transplanted Lowcountry gal is staying in touch with her soul.
Before she started writing, Frank worked as a fashion buyer in New York City. She is also a nationally recognized volunteer fundraiser for the arts and education, and an advocate of literacy programs and women's issues.
Here's my definition of a great beach read -- a fabulous story that sucks me in like a black hole and when it's over, it jettisons my bones across the galaxy with a hair on fire mission to convince everyone I know that they must read that book or they will die.
If you were headed to the beach for a long vacation, which ten books would I stuff in your luggage? Ten? Only ten? Gosh. That's like saying that I have to pick between my toenails and my fingernails because I can only have ten! Therefore, I'm gonna mash in a few extras. Mash. Great southern verb.
Getting down to business, my favorites might be serious books or seriously funny or seriously interesting for some obtuse reason understood and valued only by me, such as Steve Martin's The Pleasure of My Company. The truly dangerous ones are those that feed my obsessive compulsive streak (Who? Me?) and keep me up all night. I hate those and love those the most.
After working your way through all of F. Scott Fitzgerald, Jane Austen, Eudora Welty, Tennessee Williams, Flannery O'Connor and, of course, you have to read Gone with the Wind a billion times, I would urge you to read the following authors: Pat Conroy, Harper Lee, Margaret Atwood, Cassandra King, Anne Tyler, Jane Smiley, Michael Crichton, Anita Diamant, Anne Rivers Siddons, Josephine Humphreys, Dan Brown, Tom Robbins, William Gibson, Ross King -- and each for different reasons. Gone are the days when you buy that sole thousand-page tome and lug it back and forth across the dunes. There are so many slim books, clever, witty creations designed to inform and entertain that surely you can choose a few more than ten. Feed your head!
It must have been July or August 1988. I was staying in a rental property on Sullivan's Island, (which for the great unwashed is the center of the universe) across the street from my mother's house. My children were small, it was hot and humid and then it began to rain. And, honey? It poured for three days around the clock. The beach was a mess, the mosquitoes were eating us alive and my two young children were restless. A previous tenant had left behind a copy of The Water Is Wide by Pat Conroy. While the children napped or went out for ice cream, I had the wonderful pleasure of discovering an unknown-to-me work by Pat Conroy for the first time. As I turned the pages, I found myself in his story. I went wild with indignation! If I had been him and in that situation, I hoped I would have acted exactly as he had. It's not just a story of civil rights, narrow-minded bigots and how your own people don't want to change the accepted norms. It's about knowing the precise moment to act with courage and how the consequences of a right action are immaterial compared to the satisfaction of a battle fought for a noble cause. And let's face it: nobility is in short supply these days. Anyway, that led me back to all of his other books, and I have loved each one. But if someone asks me which of his books is my favorite, it's always The Water Is Wide.
On that note of people doing the right thing, if you have not read To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee or if you only saw the movie, it's time to treat yourself to a spectacular piece of fiction. As the world knows, it's the story of Atticus Finch, a southern lawyer charged with defending a black man who allegedly raped a white girl. Harper Lee's words sing right off the page and while the story will keep you thoroughly focused, it is the writing that will astound you. As always, the book is better than the film, and the film is wonderful.
Margaret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale makes my list for a lot of reasons. First of all, it scared the Dickens out of me -- get it? Ah, well. Sorry. Lame writer humor. Ahem. The cover of The Handmaid's Tale should be the poster for voter registration movements. You know, if you don't vote, you get the government you deserve? When I was about thirteen, I was fully immersed in Aldous Huxley and George Orwell. Then I went on to read other genres, like great romance novels with everything bulging and bursting. I cannot recall when it was that I discovered Margaret Atwood, but I will never forget the thrill of it. I have always enjoyed a little science fiction with my nightmares. If you have any feminist leanings or if you have daughters, you had better read this book.
Speaking of repressed living, if you have never read A Thousand Acres by Jane Smiley, it's probably time. This beautifully rendered story gave me a crisp understanding of haunted living in Iowa. I thought southern families had concerned the market on secrets! But at the end of the day, it's always about power, money, and sex and despite the lack or abundance of any of them, there's another generation ready to replace the old regime. In that space of time, that waiting to pass the reins, that's when closets get emptied. I loved the forceful yet graceful manner in which Smiley let her story unfold.
We can't talk about the issues facing women without The Red Tent by Anita Diamant. A woman's lot has never been easy, but in this wonderful saga that predates car pools by a mere two thousand years, we learn that women have always helped each other. The story of Dinah, the daughter of Jacob, Diamant gives us a new view of what life was like for men and women in the days the Book of Genesis was written. The Red Tent is all at once exotic, ancient, illuminating, and strangely contemporary. And, very convincing. All that straw!
No beach reading list is complete without something by Anne Tyler and the perfect one for sand and salt is Ladder of Years. Husbands beware! Take this book for an all-girl's weekend, read, and discuss. Anne Tyler is peeking through your windows and listening to your thoughts. She knows you're fed up. She feels your frustration. In this story, Delia Grinstead actually does what millions of mothers and wives dream of doing -- disappearing into the sunset. But Delia's story will surprise you and have you talking about her issues for a long time.
And then, you gotta have a thriller in your beach bag; one of those books that has all your friends convinced your OCD has kicked in. They're making margaritas and dancing to the oldies and you're squirreled away in a corner with Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code, which you are a complete loser if you haven't read yet. Go on, buy the hardcover! But, there are so many great thrillers from which to choose. The last one I read that drove me wild was Prey by Michael Crichton. Don't ask my why, because it's probably not his greatest work ever, but I couldn't put it down. I suffered the same fascination with Pattern Recognition by William Gibson, a very hip book to be caught reading because we all know how un-cool it is to want to be cool. And, although I am sure his coy pool is swirling with bong water, you have to read at least one story by Tom Robbins. I read Villa Incognito last summer, loved it, just bought Another Roadside Attraction, and I'm trying to figure out how to invite him for dinner.
When you want a trip to the Renaissance, which blows my mind more than any other period in history, pick up Ross King's Brunelleschi's Dome. I read it for the lifestyle but actually learned a thing or two about engineering and architecture. And plague.
By the time you're ready for something that's simply beautiful, thought provoking and entertaining all at the same time, there are several authors you might enjoy. Start with Making Waves by Cassandra King. I devoured The Sunday Wife, but this glistening gem of a story showcases her talent for writing with humor. It sparkles with wit and irony and should not be missed. Anne Rivers Siddons has a new one out this year called Islands. I loved it! It reminded me a little of Wallace Stegner's Crossing to Safety, which is one of my all time favorites. For anyone wanting to acquaint himself or herself with Charleston, what could be more delightful than traveling with Ms. Siddons herself? Her story is one of deep and abiding friendships and how they shape our lives. But! She also reminds us that you don't always know the people you think you really know.
For my dime, it's Josephine Humphreys, who is the Lowcountry word-artist. I remember thinking as I eased my way through Rich in Love, Fireman's Fair Dreams of Sleep, and Nowhere Else on Earth that if my writing could ever approach the fringes of her descriptive narrative, even the lint from the fringes, that I would faint from joy. No one understands the sheer romance of the Lowcountry, its magic and its mystery better than Ms. Humphreys. No one writes as well about it either. Her heart is huge and her words exquisite.
If you want to know why all writers are a little crazy read The Midnight Disease by Alice W. Flaherty. She talks about the drive to write, writer's block, and the creative brain. I know what's wrong with me! And if you want to know why great editors scare the pants off of writers everywhere, read Eats, Shoots & Leaves by Lynne Truss. The punctuation police are everywhere!
Have a great summer reading!
With characteristic humor and a full cast of eccentric and wonderfully lovable characters, Dorothea Benton Frank delivers a refreshingly honest and funny novel about an artist who suddenly enters the complacent lives of several Lowcountry locals-and turns them upside down. It's a twist-filled tale of friendship, family, and finding happiness by becoming who you are meant to be.
Bestseller Frank's fifth Lowcountry Tale is a lively story about friendship and family, Southern-style. On the small South Carolina barrier island that gives the book its title, semiretired attorney Abigail Thurmond spends most of her days playing golf and gossiping with her best friend, the portly, lovably aristocratic Huey Valentine. But their comfortable lives of leisure are turned upside-down with the arrival of one diminutive Rebecca Sims. Becca's obvious artistic talent and poise make it easy for Huey to show her art and hire her to manage his art gallery, but when his 86-year-old mother unearths Becca's tragic past, Huey can't help sticking his aquiline nose in her business. Once an attentive wife and loving mother of two in Charleston, Becca became the victim of her abusive husband, who turned her children against her and then filed for divorce. Abigail and Huey must help their new friend, of course, and as they draw closer to one another through Becca's tribulations, Abigail is finally able to examine the ghosts that have haunted her for years, and Huey gets to reveal a (pretty unsurprising) secret of his own. Frank's absorbing narrative manages to feel both authentically Southern and universally empathetic. Agent, Amy Berkower. (May) Copyright 2005 Reed Business Information.
Loading...People have secrets. Everyone does. And, at one point or another, many people say they would like to run away and start life over in a place where no one knows their business. I know that I have felt that way. More than once. And I am no stranger to disaster, and most certainly no one would ever call me a coward. Coward or not, sometimes you just want to slip away into the night.
What drives us to that point? Did you do something horrible? Or, did something horrible happen to you?
Maybe you just feel like you need some anonymity. You have endured all the questioning, opinion-giving and gossiping humanity you can bear. It's time to strip away everything, all the clutter and noise, and look at your life, how it got to that point and figure out what you intend to do about it. At least, that's how it was for me.
When my tragedies occurred and getting through the days felt like pulling a wagon of bricks that was missing a back wheel, the only choice was to move back to Pawleys Island and attempt to put everything in perspective. I should have packed a seat belt. First, I met Huey Valentine. Huey, one of the most wonderful men who ever lived, befriended me and eventually gave me the swift kick I needed to put down my golf clubs for a while. That kick came when Rebecca showed up and Armageddoned the pattern of self-indulgent complacency that ordered my shallow and insignificant life, which in all my precious stupidity, I thought I was enjoying. Yeah, I thought it was fabulous-okay, it wasn't fabulous and I knew it. But it was usually better than bearable, and to be frank, until she appeared, I couldn't think of any better way to occupy my time. Golf and tennis. Tennis and golf. A party here, an opening there. Pretty shallow and useless.
I didn't think I had much in common with Rebecca until the divorce was all over, only to discover we had everything in common; we were simply at different stages in our lives. If her parachute hadn't landed on Huey's doorstep, I'd still be treadmilling in my sandy island rut. And if we all weren't there to engage Huey's mind, his life would have been one narrow garden path slowly tiptoeing back to the eighteenth century.
Here's the other lesson I've learned. You only see what you want to see and believe what you want to believe. I'm not talking about the Gray Man or Alice Flagg, Pawleys Island's most famous walking dead residents. No, no. This goes back to my eyes and those of my Pawleys friends. I thought we were all lonely and making the best of it, and we were to some degree. But my vision was warped. I was everyone's mother; Huey was my chaste and antiseptic spouse; Rebecca was our daughter. Huey belonged to me, and Rebecca did too. Wrong!
What we all taught each other was stunning and, honest to God, life altering. But here's the thing. I will never accept that these changes could have come about any place but Pawleys Island. Sure, you've heard about the handmade hammocks and the pristine beaches. You've seen gorgeous pictures of the sunsets and the marsh teeming with wildlife. But you don't know Pawleys until you've been there and experienced its tremendous power. It is only a tiny sandbar south of Myrtle Beach and north of Georgetown. But be warned. It is there that the Almighty Himself would like to engage you in conversation and redirect your soul. Listen to me: for all the jokes I make, this time I'm not kidding.
If you're happy in your misery and determined to remain so, don't ever go to Pawleys. If you do make the trip, be on guard. Truth is coming to get you, and peace isn't far behind. But it all comes at a price. You'll have to be the judge of whether it's worth all the hullabaloo.
This is how it happened to me.
One
Welcome to Gallery Valentine
Ilooked out across the dunes and up and down the beach. Another gorgeous day. Blue skies, billowing clouds and the sun rising with the mercury. Eastern breezes rustled the palmettos and sea oats. Sun worshippers by the score had accepted early invitations to assume the lizard position. They were scattered and prone, armed with coolers, beach chairs, novels, visors and canvas bags of towels, toys and lotions, littered all along the edges of the Atlantic in both directions. They looked like clusters of human solar batteries recharging themselves in drowsy warmth. The waves rolled in low murmers of hypnotic suggestion, washed the shore and pulled away.
The weather that day seemed without guile, but I knew better. As soon as the hands of time crossed noon, Mother Nature would bellow the flames of hell's furnace, blowing unspeakable heat all over the Lowcountry, and the sensible lizards would retreat to shade and hammocks until later in the day. The others would fry, fooled by the breeze and lulled into a comfortable stupor by the ocean's song.
Let me tell you something, honey. You'd never catch me in a swimsuit smelling like cocoa butter and fruit, sticky with salt and sand, half catatonic and dehydrated from exposure. No. I had better things to do with my time, like feeding Huey. Or playing golf in that same sun. It was the lying around part that was a problem for me. Besides, who needed to see me in a bathing suit? I assure you, no one.
But back to my current priority . . . feeding Huey.
After his call, I picked up sandwiches from The Pita Rolz and drove over to his gallery in the Oak Lea Shops. He had been practically breathless on the phone, but private-audience breathless drama was pretty much Huey's modus operandi.
"Abigail! Darling! Drop everything and come! You must meet Rebecca!"
"Who's Rebecca?"
"Our savior! You'll see!"
"Well, we could use a savior . . ."
"And, would you be a dear and bring us some lunch? Just tuna for me, on rye, but only if it looks fresh, and turkey on white bread with mayonnaise for our darling girl, and of course get something for yourself. My treat."
Huey Valentine had not missed a meal in all his fifty-five years. I had to laugh. When Huey got excited, he thought about food. When he was depressed, he thought about food. What can I say except that Huey was well fed. I imagine the least insulting but most accurate term one might use to describe Huey's appearance would be portly, but in a way portly suited his entire demeanor, which, when in the company of close friends, grew a shade larger than life itself.
Huey was the consummate southern gentleman, an aristocratic Nathan Lane, never rude to anyone's face but felt no remorse about a wicked comment to me about others, especially tourists.
You could set your wristwatch by Huey. He was never late for an appointment or a dinner party. He wrote thank-you notes on his Dempsey & Carroll ecru hand-engraved stationery that was so stiff, folding it cracked it like an egg. And he always used an ornate fountain pen, signing with the flourish of John Hancock. Speaking of John Hancock, Huey Flagg Valentine could probably trace his ancestry back to Charlemagne's grandparents. Evergreen, the plantation where he lived with his mother and houseman, had been in his family's name since fifteen minutes after the land was claimed for King Charles II. I had never seen him dressed in anything but all white, summer and winter, and yes, he wore a hat. But not to affect a grand attitude so much as to save his balding head from the terrors of melanoma. Everything about him was stylish and elegant. He couldn't help it. All those generations of social grace and good taste were imbedded in his DNA. I just adored him. Everyone did.
It was on Huey's arm that I had gladly attended every party, concert, dinner or gallery opening for the past three years, since my return to Pawleys Island. Life was so strange. I thought I was going to move into my family's house and write my memoirs, but I was slightly embarrassed to admit that all I had done was exercise and slide in and out of social commitments with Huey. It wasn't the worst thing, really. I mean, heaven forbid that I had a little fun. Besides, the thought of reliving my past through writing it all down? Well, let's just say that I had yet to arrive at the moment where I felt comfortable enough to play with my inner gorillas. They could wait. In any case, I questioned the real value of an autobiography because it seemed like vanity in the extreme. It wasn't like I abandoned a career as a backup singer for the Rolling Stones and that my writings would become the latest zeitgeist on sex, drugs and rock and roll. Frankly, my therapist recommended that I give writing a whirl, saying it might be good for an exercise in closure. Instead, I had closure with everything else-my frantic law practice, my marginal personal life and my nice expensive therapist. I simply closed up my house in Columbia and came back to Pawleys just to think about things. I imagine you could say I'm a lucky woman, at least in terms of inheritance and assets. My mother died when I was very young, and then Daddy finally gave up the ghost after a short bout with leukemia six years ago. Since I am an only child, the house on Pawleys came right into my hands. The old rockers, the creaking floorboards, the tongue-and-groove walls, the ancient kitchen and the claw-footed bathtubs were all mine. The only changes I made were to add a furnace, a fresh coat of paint, window boxes of flowers and new screens. Oh, and I did update the bathroom and kitchen fixtures but that had to be done-you know how salt corrodes everything in its path.
If you looked twice at my house you would scratch your head wondering why I loved it so much. Anyone with a developer's eye would want to knock it down and replace it with a home with central air-conditioning and heat and, probably, God forbid, wall-to-wall carpet, an in-wall vacuum system, doorbells and every other invention of the twentieth century. No thanks. I still preferred floors I could sweep, friends calling out to announce their arrival over the roar of the ocean, and I could not have cared less what mysterious wonders the damp air performed on my hair. Once I crossed over that causeway, leaving the mainland, the plantations and the Waccamaw River, the world ceased to exist. On very hot nights I used the ceiling fan in my bedroom because I loved to hear the waves at night and the birds in the morning. And I loved the memories. If I closed my eyes, I could hear my mother's gentle voice, negotiating with Philemon, the creek man and an island institution during my childhood. He had a bucket of fresh flounder and another one of shrimp, and from them Momma would buy our dinner.
I could see us at the table, Daddy telling Momma how delicious the meal was. Later I would squeeze in between them on the porch swing, while Momma sang sweetly and I drifted off to my dreams. When you lose a parent at a young age, those few memories you have are more precious than any single ring or necklace left to you. Whenever I was here, even alone as I am now, I could stand where they once stood and somehow in the magical workings of the Pawleys Island salt air, I could bring them back to me. For that and for a thousand other reasons too, I would never sell this house or leave it for too long.
Daddy inherited our home on Myrtle Avenue from his father, and his father inherited it from his mother. Our family's Pawleys Island history went back almost as far as Huey's plantation origins. Somewhere around the time Mr. Lincoln freed the slaves, Daddy's father's mother's husband hauled it in sections (we think) to this parcel of land from Butler Island and put it all back together. If you were inclined to inspect the underside of this great relic, you would still find the mortise-and-tenon joints with pegs. When I was a girl, Daddy and his friends would fix cocktails and go under the house to have a look, reappearing later, amazed by nineteenth-century building skills. It was no doubt that her meticulous construction kept Miss Salt Air from flying to Kingdom Come during Hurricane Hugo, our most foul visitor of 1989. Oh, she got her bonnet blown off (lost the roof) and there was water damage to be sure, but Daddy brought a team of men up from Charleston and raised her from the dunes to new and dignified heights on sturdy pilings of brick.
Anyway, it's the island, really, that spins the spell. The house helped, but the most compelling reason for my return here was to languish in great peace as opposed to despair. For all of my life, any time spent here made everything right. I could stand on the porch and breathe in with all of my lungs, exhale my troubles in a whoosh, and the breezes carried them away. My shoulders dropped back to their natural position. I moved differently, slowly but with deliberateness. I slept soundly remembering all my dreams.
That seemed to be the general consensus of everyone on Pawleys Island. It's a simple retreat for some and a spa for the soul to others. One thing is certain: it's unlike any other place in God's entire creation.
Even Huey agreed with that. As much as the Waccamaw waters flowed through his veins, on many evenings I had seen the look on his face when we shared the end of day, watching the moonrise over the Atlantic. You can't paint this, he would say. And he, who possessed the heart and soul of the artist, was right. With that statement, Huey claimed a corner in my heart, which until then had been under lockdown. So, if Huey said, Drop everything and come meet our new savior, I dropped everything and did as he asked. I bought lunch and drove my old Jaguar sedan right over to him, cursing the entire United Kingdom over their wimpy air-conditioning. I pushed open the door and spotted him right away by the framing table in the rear of the gallery. Huey was the Rosetta stone for body language. His hands were in midair, whirling with excitement, and he shifted from one foot to the other. He turned at the unobtrusive musical sound of the automatic doorbell, saw me and rushed to my side. "There you are! Come! Say hello! Let me help you with that!" He took the bag and cardboard tray of iced tea from me, delivered two air kisses to my cheeks, stood back and smiled. "Did they have decent tuna?"
"Huey, baby? The tuna is life altering. I watched them make it, which is what took me so long." The tiny brunette was waiting patiently with her portfolio opened, and what I guessed to be her work was spread all over the counter. "You must be Rebecca." She extended her hand to shake mine. "And you must be Abigail. But please call me Becca. My friends call me Becca."
"No! No! No!" Huey said, researching the contents of the sack of food. "You must be Re-becca! We cannot defile the great name of Rebecca. I'll get plates."
"Didn't anyone ever call you Abby?" she said to me, looking for some support.
"Over their dead body," I said. "My parents named me for Abigail Adams."
Huey placed three plates on the counter and began unpacking lunch. "Abigail Adams was one of America's first feminists, you know. She was always giving John the business about the inequality of education between men and women."
"Oh," Rebecca said.
"Well, it makes sense today too," I said. "People used to think that education was wasted on women because they wound up staying home with children. Of course, I'm not sure how an education could ever be wasted." What an inane thing for me to say, I thought.
"You can say that again," Rebecca said.
"Anyway, this generation of women works. And not necessarily because they want to." Another pearl of genius from me, but people said vapid things to each other just to put the other at ease.
"You can say that again too!" Rebecca said.
I took the plate from Huey and eyeballed this diminutive Rebecca, thinking that if she agreed to agree with every word I spoke, then surely there was an exalted position available for her in our little tribe.
If that sounds egotistical, let's get something straight right now. The last thing I needed in my life or even in the periphery of my life was someone telling me I was wrong, what was wrong with my politics, what was wrong with the world. I knew what was wrong with the world. Everything. I had seen enough of what people did to each other and I just didn't want to deal with it for the foreseeable future.
"So where are you from?" I said.
"Charleston," she said. "I came up here to see if I could sell some of my work."
"Abigail. Look at this."
Huey had closed her portfolio so that a flying crumb of tuna or a splotch of mayonnaise wouldn't ruin anything, but he reached down and pulled up one of her paintings. He flipped back the parchment paper cover and there it was: the classic watercolor of two children, a boy and a girl, playing by the edge of the shore on a beach. I had seen hundreds of them, and all of them were cures for insomnia. But this one was profoundly different. The sky and the water looked as radiantly alive as the sandpipers pecking the wet sand and then running from the waves. But the children, their backs to the viewer, seemed to be a thousand miles away. And you got the sense that while they were probably siblings, that they didn't want to play together or that they were tremendously unhappy for some inexplicable reason and preferred to live in their misery alone. The scene was haunting and bothersome, but I couldn't stop looking at them. I wanted to rush inside the painting and save them. I turned and looked at Rebecca.
"It's very powerful," I said.
"Children aren't always happy, are they?" she said.
"No, they are not."
"Rebecca, darling? We have a show opening tomorrow and I was just thinking . . ."
"Huey!" I said. "Her work isn't framed, and besides . . ."
"Oh! Gosh!" Rebecca said. "I can make frames if you have the material . . ."
"Rebecca? Sweetheart? You make frames?"
"Yes, in fact, I am told that, well, I'm rather good at it. I mean, well, I don't mean to brag . . ."
"Stop! Humility is unflattering, especially for an artist of your talent! You need some attitude, girl! Seriously!"
We all had a giggle at that, but Huey was right. This mouse had to stop squeaking.
"Huey, I . . ."
I was trying to speak, but when Huey got his engine in gear, there was no stopping him. "Sweetheart. You finish up your sandwich, and then I want you to have a look around in the storage room. There's enough material back there to hang a frame around Georgetown County, including the new waterslide at Myrtle Beach."
Huey sniffed and I knew it was because of the waterslides, putt-putt courses and all manner of NASCAR contraptions that had been erected under the guise of entertainment but reeked of crass commercialism. And that, my friends, was the scathing difference between genteel plantation living, the arrogant shabby of Pawleys Island and the wild consumerism of Myrtle Beach. All that said for the antielitist dart throwers in the crowd, Huey the King Snob liked nothing better than a round of putt-putt followed by a snow cone dripping in tutti-frutti syrup.
"The former framer was recently relieved of his duties," I said, thinking I would speak to him when Rebecca was out of earshot.
"I fired the nitwit," Huey said. "What a pathetic simpleton! He drove me crazy. Didn't he ever hear of measure twice, cut once?"
"Apparently not," I said.
Inside of a minute, Rebecca, who was slightly confused as to why she should inspect the inventory of framing materials when she had come to Huey's gallery to sell her work, balled up the remains of her turkey sandwich and went to the storage room to sniff around like a good dog.
"So what do you think?" Huey said in a conspiratorial whisper.
"Huey Flagg Valentine! I think that Sallie Anne Wood will definitely scratch your eyes out! I know I would! You can't promise someone a one-woman show and then just sort of casually have another show going on at the same time! It's unethical!"
The opening, which was the following evening, was a one-woman show for Sallie Anne Wood, an established egomaniacal diva artist from Charleston.
"Listen to me, Abigail Thurmond. Sallie Anne Wood has had a thousand shows. She'll sell enough to make her happy tomorrow night. Right? Look. I cannot resist Rebecca's work! I don't know why, but I sense an urgency in Rebecca and I think she needs us. I mean, you must agree, Rebecca's work is rather astounding."
"It is that."
"God! I wonder what she could do in oil! She'd be biblical! Rebecca at the Well! Great thundering Zeus! I remember that from the show at the Chagall Museum in Nice. Women of the Old Testament! Matriarchs in Search of Motherhood! I wish you had been with me then . . ."
"Me too. Huey? This is still a problem, you know. You cannot possibly expect Sallie Anne to walk in here and be happy to see Rebecca's work hanging in the same gallery on the same night as her opening! And, Huey, I know you would not enjoy the cognizi of Litchfield and Pawleys calling you an opportunist, now would you?"
"I can sell everything Rebecca can paint. Every blessed last piece. And you know it."
"Framed or unframed. But, Huey? Darlin', we hardly know this child! Are you hiring her to be our new framer? She's an artist, for heaven's sake! Don't you think she will be insulted?"
"I'm going to ask her if she'll be the assistant manager of my gallery."
"And who is the manager? You?"
"Okay! I'll make her the manager! Happy?"
"Oh, Huey, Huey, Huey. If you really want this puppy, then I know you'll have this puppy one way or another. Lord help Rebecca! She's falling down the rabbit hole and doesn't even know it."
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