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"Some women can touch a man and heal like Jesus. The man who sees sunrise from a Belle woman's bed will swear he's been born again."
So begins Paula Wall's funny, poignant, and sexy novel, The Rock Orchard. Musette Belle could lay her hand on a baby's heart and see his life as if he'd already lived it. Even in death, she continues to shock the good citizens of Leaper's Fork, Tennessee, and her descendents are doing their best to carry on her legacy. Angela Belle, a haunting and beautiful siren, lures every man she meets into greatness, while her illegitimate and very independent daughter, Dixie, serves tea and vanilla wafers to the statue of the Confederate soldier she believes is her father. But when Charlotte Belle, a woman who would rather spend the night with Jack Daniels than any man she knows, seduces a stranger in the cemetery, it not only transforms the two people involved but the entire town.
Blending sensuality, wisdom, and wry wit to create a truly unique love story, The Rock Orchard is about the strength of community, the might of God, and the ultimate power of extraordinary women.
The legendary Belle family women of Leaper's Fork, Tenn., sparkle to life in this fine debut novel by the author of the popular syndicated humor column "Off the Wall." In 1920, tough-minded 23-year-old Charlotte Belle comes to raise her dead sister's bastard child and names her Angela. At 17, Angela, a free-spirited girl with an open heart and the same snappy independence as her aunt, captures the affections of Adam Montgomery, the new doctor in town, on the day he helps her give birth in his back garden. Adam's fianc e, Lydia Jackson, is a cold-hearted Boston-bred snob who takes an instant dislike to vivacious Angela. While ably capturing the insouciant charm of the saucy Belle women and the men they bewitch, Wall loses points for giving short shrift to two major elements introduced late in the story: Adam and Lydia's blueblood Bostonian crowd, who make a too-brief appearance at a winter estate on sultry Banyan Island, and the Rev. Thomas Lyle, who appears out of left field to become the sole contender for Charlotte Belle's heart. Wall's light-as-a-feather prose and winning characters carry the novel, but more work on plot and structure would improve her next effort. Agent, Aaron Priest. 7-city author tour. (Jan. 31) Copyright 2004 Reed Business Information.
More Reviews and Recommendations“Born in Tennessee and raised in Alaska, Wall has the southerner’s warm gift for metaphor and a northerner’s cool aptitude for telling it like it is,” Kirkus Reviews observed of columnist-turned-novelist Paula Wall.
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January 15, 2006: So, I am in a book club with several good friends. It was my turn to pick a book and I headed to the bookstore. Instinctively, I picked this one up right away because I am familiar with her work, being that I am from her hometown. I carried it around while browsing but finally decided this was going to be my choice for the month. I took it home, started reading and absolutely did not want to put it down. The characters were rich and entertaining and the setting was amusingly familiar. Rarely do you get to read a book that is so sassy and poignant all at the same time. I hated for it to end and look forward to reading more about the Belle Women and the citizens of Leapers Fork. I know I made an excellent selection as I am already getting good reviews from my fellow members! This one is definitely recommended!
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September 19, 2005: I loved this audio book, but to be honest I am not sure which was the best part, the reading or the story. The narator really is a wonderful window into the characters but the characters where certainly very colorful and entertaining. I may very well listen to it again, and I don't usually do that.

Name:
Paula Wall
Also Known As:
P. S. Wall
Current Home:
Nashville, Tennessee
Place of Birth:
Clarksville, Tennessee
Education:
B.S., Environmental Science
In 1996, Paula Wall took a couple of "snippets" she'd written to her local newspaper. One year later, the National Society of Newspaper Columnists named her Humor Columnist of the Year. Wall's column, Off the Wall, went on to become Universal Press Syndicate's #3 Internet column after Dear Abby and News of the Weird, with a weekly readership of over 8 million. She was also a finalist for the Thurber Prize.
Two collections of her columns were published: My Love is Free... But the Rest of Me Don't Come Cheap, and If I Were A Man, I'd Marry Me, which stayed on the Top Requested Humor Books List for 28 weeks, sandwiched between Ben Stiller and George Carlin, a position where Wall says she had always longed to be.
The Rock Orchard is Wall's first novel. She lives on a farm in Tennessee where she writes in a closet.
Biography courtesy of the author's official web site.
Some fun outtakes from our interview with Wall:
"I'm a verbal klutz. I'm always mixing up words. A couple of weeks ago my Better-half and I were at a bookstore looking at magazines and I asked him if the actress on one of the covers had been ‘auto-shopped.' He said, "You mean, ‘Photo-shopped?' Then, he took a closer look and said dryly, "On second thought, considering the amount of body work done, you had it right the first time.'"
"I never look in the mirror until it's too late. I just throw on clothes and go. Better-half and I were standing at the checkout and a little kid behind us tugged on his mother's sweater and whispered, ‘Mommy, is she poor?' I looked down and I was wearing jeans I'd had since college. The knees were gone, the seat was a mere memory, and there was a dab of paint from every house I'd ever lived in. Better-half had been trying to get me to pitch them for years.
‘See,' he said, ‘it's time to retire those rags.'
‘But they make me look thin!'
‘Honey, if that butt looked any bigger the U. S. Post Office would assign it a zip code.'"
"Bury me on a bed of moss. I'm a country girl to the marrow of my bones. Better-half, on the other hand, thinks a four-star hotel is roughing it. Several times a year he drags me to Manhattan and tries to rub some culture into me. Within fifteen minutes, I'm on a first name basis with the hotel staff, asking about their kids, and trading recipes."
"Last summer, in an effort to make me feel more at home in the Big Apple, Better-half rented bikes, and we rode around Central Park and the Upper East Side. Even the squirrels' fur coats were haute couture. As he eyed a gazelle-looking jogger (and she eyed him back), he turned to me and said ‘See, there is wildlife in the city.'"
What was the book that most influenced your life or your career as a writer?
It would be a tie between the Bible and Bullfinch Press's Greek Mythology. These are also the first books I remember reading that didn't have Dick or Jane in them. I love the stories and the language. They're eloquent in their simplicity, layered and sensuous.
What are your ten favorite books, and what makes them special to you?
If a novel could be canonized, I would nominate To Kill a Mockingbird. It brought me to my knees. What a voice Harper Lee had, and she wove the story as tight as silk. When the minister tells Scout to "rise, your daddy is passing," I cried so hard I couldn't see the page.
I read To Kill a Mockingbird for the first time this summer. We were supposed to read it in high school, but our teacher assigned another novel she felt was more relevant and enduring, Jonathan Livingston Seagull.
My other choices, not necessarily in this order, would be:
and on and on....
What are some of your favorite films?
Basically, my favorite films feature either strong women or Johnny Depp.
What types of music do you like? Is there any particular kind you like to listen to when you're writing?
The only noise I want when I write is a fan. As I get to know a character, a song sometimes starts to haunt me. In The Rock Orchard, Boone's theme was an old hill song, "Ten Thousand Miles":
The rocks may melt and seas may burn,
If I should not return...
Oh, come ye back, my own true love,
And stay awhile with me.
If I had a friend, all on this earth,
You've been a friend to me."
If you had a book club, what would it be reading?
My book club would read books that make a woman laugh and feel powerful.
What are your favorite kinds of books to give -- and get -- as gifts?
Every summer, starting when she was around nine years old, I gave my niece a shopping bag full of books to read -- fiction, philosophy and fun books I loved, and books I wish someone had given me at her age. I got some serious eyebrow lifts from friends on some of the books, and perhaps some were over her head. Currently, my niece is a creative writing major in college, and she gives me books she thinks I should read. I raise my eyebrows at some of her choices, and some are over my head.
Do you have any special writing rituals? For example, what do you have on your desk when you're writing?
I write in a closet. On the wooden shelf that serves as my desk are a notebook computer and a coffee cup.
What are you working on now?
Hemingway said about writing, "If you talk about it, you lose it." So, I don't talk about my work. To keep my editor from smothering me with a pillow, I will say The Rock Orchardwill not be my last book.
Many writers are hardly "overnight success" stories. How long did it take for you to get where you are today?
It took two years to write The Rock Orchard and a lifetime to have something to write about.
Any rejection-slip horror stories or inspirational anecdotes?
After I started writing a weekly humor column for my local newspaper, I thought it would be a good idea to take a writing class. I phoned a local university and asked if I could enroll in a creative writing class. There was a long pause on the other end of the phone. Finally, the professor said dryly, "Madam, this is a serious writing class. This is not a class for a woman looking for a hobby."
About a year after my column was syndicated, I received a call from an aspiring writer. I asked how she'd heard about me. She said, "Oh, I'm taking a writing class -- and we're studying you." It was the class I couldn't get into.
If you could choose one new writer to be "discovered," who would it be?
Michael Sims, author of the nonfiction books Adam's Naval and Darwin's Orchestra. This man writes like Gene Kelly danced.
For fiction, Steve Womack. Inside his head is a nice place to visit (but take a flashlight).
Michael, Steve, and a couple of other writer friends and I get together from time to time. We call ourselves the Writer's Rat Pack.
What tips or advice do you have for writers still looking to be discovered?
The question isn't how do you get discovered. The question is how do you write something worth discovering.
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"It is common knowledge that Belle Women make hard men melt like butter in a pan," writes novelist Wall, adding, "They are equally adept at reversing the process." If you find such sentiments appealing, then spirit yourself away to Leaper's Fork, Tennessee, and immerse yourself in the very southern world of Charlotte, Angela, and Dixie Belle: three generations of Belles, and the subjects of this jaunty, sexy debut.
The Belle women are part of an old and wealthy family descended from a Confederate colonel. One neighbor calls them "white trash with money." But their greatest asset, to put it mildly, is feminine charm. Just ask Boston-bred Dr. Adam Montgomery, who moves in next door with his Yankee fiancée, only to be smitten by Angela the moment he lays eyes on her. Or ask Reverend Thomas Jones, another newcomer to Leaper's Fork, to whom Charlotte applies her feminine wiles as she endeavors to help him inter his long, sad past.
Old money verses new, South versus North, hypocrisy verses honesty, prejudice versus love -- these are heavy themes, to be sure. And yet Wall handles them deftly, in a tone so confident and breezy that the pages seem to turn themselves. A resident of Nashville, Wall has a gift for fiction, a gift she employs to great effect in this marvelous novel about the transformative power of love. (Spring 2005 Selection)
"Some women can touch a man and heal like Jesus. The man who sees sunrise from a Belle woman's bed will swear he's been born again."
So begins Paula Wall's funny, poignant, and sexy novel, The Rock Orchard. Musette Belle could lay her hand on a baby's heart and see his life as if he'd already lived it. Even in death, she continues to shock the good citizens of Leaper's Fork, Tennessee, and her descendents are doing their best to carry on her legacy. Angela Belle, a haunting and beautiful siren, lures every man she meets into greatness, while her illegitimate and very independent daughter, Dixie, serves tea and vanilla wafers to the statue of the Confederate soldier she believes is her father. But when Charlotte Belle, a woman who would rather spend the night with Jack Daniels than any man she knows, seduces a stranger in the cemetery, it not only transforms the two people involved but the entire town.
Blending sensuality, wisdom, and wry wit to create a truly unique love story, The Rock Orchard is about the strength of community, the might of God, and the ultimate power of extraordinary women.
The legendary Belle family women of Leaper's Fork, Tenn., sparkle to life in this fine debut novel by the author of the popular syndicated humor column "Off the Wall." In 1920, tough-minded 23-year-old Charlotte Belle comes to raise her dead sister's bastard child and names her Angela. At 17, Angela, a free-spirited girl with an open heart and the same snappy independence as her aunt, captures the affections of Adam Montgomery, the new doctor in town, on the day he helps her give birth in his back garden. Adam's fianc e, Lydia Jackson, is a cold-hearted Boston-bred snob who takes an instant dislike to vivacious Angela. While ably capturing the insouciant charm of the saucy Belle women and the men they bewitch, Wall loses points for giving short shrift to two major elements introduced late in the story: Adam and Lydia's blueblood Bostonian crowd, who make a too-brief appearance at a winter estate on sultry Banyan Island, and the Rev. Thomas Lyle, who appears out of left field to become the sole contender for Charlotte Belle's heart. Wall's light-as-a-feather prose and winning characters carry the novel, but more work on plot and structure would improve her next effort. Agent, Aaron Priest. 7-city author tour. (Jan. 31) Copyright 2004 Reed Business Information.
A good-natured debut novel by Wall (If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me, not reviewed), who offers a comic portrait of small-town life in the South. Lacking much in the way of distractions, the townsfolk of Leaper's Fork, Tennessee, have nothing much to preoccupy themselves except for each other-so it's a good thing that most of the locals are oddballs and characters worthy of Carl Reiner or Erskine Caldwell. Foremost among these are the Belle women, five generations of floozies who have managed down the years to amass one of the largest fortunes in the region without ever (or often) stooping to marriage. Musette, the matriarch of the clan, survives to this day in the form of the nude statue she posed for, which sits atop her grave. Her granddaughter Charlotte, technically a spinster though far from a virgin, is a hardheaded businesswoman who makes a rare indulgence into sentimentality by adopting her late sister's daughter Angela. As feral as a wildcat, the slatternly Angela has an innate gift for striking men dumb with desire in spite of her unwashed clothes and stringy, matted hair. One of her most hopeless victims is Adam Montgomery, a young doctor from Boston who moved to Leaper's Fork to set up his practice. Unhappily married, Adam feels guilty about his obsession with Angela-but he'd feel better if he knew that his prim wife, Lydia, was carrying on with a local handyman who seems to find a lot to work on at her house. And when the new minister is seduced in the graveyard by one of the Belles, the entire balance of power seems set to shift in town. Fast, funny, and surprisingly fresh: Wall's doings manage even to overshadow their author's dependence on one-liners ("How she stayed in themissionary position long enough to get pregnant was a mystery") and draw the reader into her very strange and hilarious world. Regional author tour. Agent: Aaron Priest/Aaron Priest Literary Agency
Loading...2. What similarities do Angela and Charlotte share? What makes them distinctly different? What do you think these characters learn from each other?
3. "The Rock Orchard" of the title is a reference to a cemetery. "A cemetery is like an orchard. Some lives were sweet. Some bitter as lemons. And some were rotten to the core." The cemetery in Leaper's Fork is practically a character in itself - a place that figures especially in the lives of the Belle women, often in unexpected ways. In this way the cemetery sheds its stigma as a place of sadness and death. Discuss the cemetery as a place of happiness and rebirth. How does the cemetery serve as a turning point for Charlotte? For Lydia? For Reverend Thomas?
4. Reba Earhart and Mila are just two of the many people Charlotte inspires. "You are what you are, till you decide to be different," she says. Compare and contrast these two women - how did they both succumb to the initial lots they had drawn in life? What patterns of behavior did they share? How did they go about changing those patterns? How did they perpetuate the chain of inspiration in others around them?
5. Empowerment is an important factor throughout the novel. How do various characters overcome their circumstances? Does empowerment always come in the form of financial wealth? Where else do these characters find power?
6. What was the significance of Levon Sevier initiating the kiss at his and KyAnn's wedding?
7. Charlotte is described as having "a man's mind" and frequently engages in behaviors stereotypically reserved for men, such as drinking and smoking cigars. Discuss the reversal of gender stereotypes found throughout the novel? How does it change the reader's point of view on gender roles in society? Characters who adhere to the classic gender stereotypes are often viewed differently from those who break out of their gender roles, how?
8. The Belles, KyAnn Merriweather and Julia Mercer are independent women who take ownership of their sexuality. This intimidates some, and inspires others. By the end of the novel, both KyAnn and Charlotte are married. Does this in anyway undermine their independence? Why or why not?
9. Throughout the novel we see a variety of partnerships - business, friendship, marriage, religious and sometimes a blend of one or more. Discuss some of the partnerships found in The Rock Orchard? Which were most successful? Which surprised you most?
10. While national and world events are occasionally mentioned in The Rock Orchard? , much of the story seems to take place in a suspended space and time. Why do you think this is? How does it help the plot? Does it hurt the story in any way?
11. Where do you see Charlotte, Angela and Dixie in the next five years? In what ways will they have changed? In what ways will they remain the same?
12. Just for fun, imagine you are a casting director working on a film version of The Rock Orchard? . Discuss whom you would cast to play some of the main characters and why. Who would you cast for Charlotte? Angela? KyAnn? Adam? Lydia? Boone?
A Q&A with author Rebecca Wall:
1. This is your first novel. What inspired you to write The Rock Orchard??
A million snapshots in life just came together.
How did you stay focused and motivated?
Focus and motivation are not my problem. I loved living in Leaper's Fork with these people. I still wake up there.
What was the most difficult part of writing it?
Sometimes the images I could see in my mind wouldn't bleed onto the page.
2. You grew up in the South, and still reside there. How much did you draw on your hometown to create Leaper's Fork and its residents?
I blurred the line between fact and fiction quite a bit. My great-aunt Hattie worked at Mademoiselle's dress shop and they had a mynah bird. We played hide-n-seek in the graveyard, running through lightening bugs and hiding behind tombstones. One tombstone was an anchor with two children sitting on it like a swing. Both children had drowned. My great-aunt Birdie lived in an antebellum house that was used as a hospital during the Civil War. There were rust colored watermarks on the living room ceiling. My cousin, Earl, told me they were Yankee blood stains to scare me. Earl lives in the house now. I'm sure those Yankee ghosts are praying he'll die while away on vacation and haunt a Holiday Inn.
3. The Belles are a distinct breed of seductive, strong-headed, big-hearted women. Was there a Musette, a Charlotte or an Angela in your life that you drew from to create these characters?
I wasn't aware of it while writing, but my mother, as a young woman, was a lot like Angela, a dark, beautiful, bleeding heart with "the gift."
What role did this person play in you life?
I spent my childhood in church bazaars and making cakes for bake sales. Some of the things we made could have ten dollars worth of materials and a hundred hours in labor and they'd sell it for a dollar. I'd look around at those wonderful women and think, you have absolutely no idea what you're worth.
How did your characters come to you?
I have no idea. Writing, at its best, is like channeling music. You rest your fingers on the keys and hope they play.
4. Charlotte is, quite literally, a force of nature, exerting a gravitational pull on those around her. She is bawdy and tough, but ultimately a deeply caring person. What qualities do you share with her?
Charlotte dropped out of the writer's womb with some qualities I had to work on. Probably the quality we have most in common is we're both business women.
Which of her qualities do you wish you shared with her?
The hardest thing to do in life is to let someone you love make a mistake. Charlotte has a handle on this.
5. On Banyan Island, the subject of ordinary versus extraordinary, common versus uncommon is discussed on several occasions. What do you think makes a person extraordinary and uncommon?
They both move mountains, but the ordinary person uses a pick and shovel.
How do you nurture those qualities in yourself?
One shovel at a time.
6. Many of your characters feel tied or bound to their background and upbringing, whether it be one of wealth and privilege or poverty and abuse - until they are inspired to change. What are some things or people that have inspired you to make a change in your life?
The ideal is to be self-inspiring. The love of my life taught me that - and if the person you live with doesn't inspire you, you're probably living with the wrong person. I've also been known to find inspiration in a fortune cookie.
7. What lessons would you ideally like the reader to walk away with?
Whatever lessons they can carry. And that's the lesson I walked away with when writing the book.
8. When you write, do you find yourself writing to inspire, to educate or to entertain?
When the stars are aligned, all of the above.
What type of books are you drawn to?
I choose books like I choose friends. After an evening with them, I don't want to feel like sticking my head in the oven.
8. The residents of Leaper's Fork are truly endearing and make the reader want to check in on them long after the last page has been turned. Do these characters and this town have more stories in them?
Maybe.
Do you think you will write about them again?
Truthfully, I never know what will end up on the page until the end of the day.
9. What are you working on now?
My mother used to say, "The person who talks about it the most is doing it the least." That said, I don't talk about my work. But to keep my publisher from smothering me with a pillow, I will sayThe Rock Orchardwill not be my last book.
The Belles live in a house that sits on a bluff overlooking the river. It has the look of a place whose owners grew bored with their money long ago. Honeysuckle vines wind around the columns like thread on a spool, and roses, wild as weeds, scratch at the paint like chiggers. It's a mystery where the lawn ends and the cemetery begins. The Belles are of the mind that dead people make the best neighbors.
Several years back, in an effort to turn our boring little town into a tourist trap, the historical society put up a brass plaque outside the Belles' gate declaring the old house an historic site.
Bellereve, the plaque reads, was built in 1851 by Colonel Bedford Braxton Belle for his bride, Musette. During the War Between the States it was used as a hospital for soldiers of both armies who were wounded at the battle of Fort Donelson.
History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it. What the sign doesn't say is that the fingerprints of slaves are baked into the brick and that when the rain sets in, no matter how many times they plaster and paint, the blood of soldiers seeps through the ceiling and watery red drops drip from the chandelier like tears.
Nor does the sign say that Musette was Cajun French and the second wife of Bedford Braxton Belle. The first Mrs. Belle was neither dead nor divorced, but Musette had a way about her that made a man forget his wife -- and forget to breathe.
Musette had black hair and black eyes and could read the future better than most men could read the newspaper. And if she didn't like what she saw, she set out to change it.
"L'avenir n'est pas taillé dans la pierre," she'd say, as she slowly turned over the cards, "seulement votre épitaphe."
Loosely translated it means: "The future isn't carved in stone, only your epitaph."
They say Musette could dip her hand in the river and foretell the exact day it would freeze. She could lay her hand over a baby's heart and see his life as if he'd already lived it. Musette predicted fires, floods and tornadoes, and a month before Yankee soldiers marched across the Tennessee state line, she made the servants tear every sheet, petticoat, and pillowcase in the house into strips and roll them into bandages.
Despite her flawless track record, Bedford Braxton Belle wouldn't listen when she told him hard liquor would be the death of him. You can lead a horse to water, but a jackass takes his whiskey straight up. Musette lost her husband at the Battle of Franklin when a Union soldier shot him dead while he was drunkenly relieving himself under a persimmon tree. We rest easy knowing he didn't feel a thing.
Braxton Belle's life didn't bear enough fruit to fill a Dixie cup. But few men rise to the occasion. Most leave nothing more to show for their time on this earth than a stone to mark where their bones are buried. Musette wore black for the rest of her life, but then black was always her best color. And not a day passed that she didn't brush the leaves from Braxton's grave and kiss his granite marker. History may sweep aside the ordinary man, but women have a memory like flypaper.
Women love who they love, there is no rhyme or reason. Musette never loved another man; however, she didn't object to men loving her. They say she welcomed more men into her harbor than the Statue of Liberty. Despite the fact that every wife, widow, and spinster in town prayed for her early demise, Musette lived to be an old woman and died in her sleep. They buried her body in the cemetery next to the house overlooking the river, but her spirit lingers like a lover's perfume.
Musette's grave is marked with a white marble likeness of her that is so real, if you stare too long, you'll swear her head turns your way and her stone breast rises and falls. Naked as a jaybird, she stares a man straight in the eyes with a look on her face that is far from pious. On either side of her, fully robed angels, hands folded in prayer, gaze longingly toward heaven as if to say, "Lord, help us."
One man's art is another man's ache, and Musette continues to be as big a pain in the ass dead as she was alive. For over a hundred years the aesthetically challenged have frigidly fought to have Musette removed -- or at the very least, covered.
But money beats morality like paper beats rock. When an art professor from Nashville scrubbed the moss off the base and found "Rodin" carved into the stone, the balance of power shifted. The historical society immediately threw up a brass plaque declaring Musette an historic monument. Now scholars come from miles around to debate whether she is indeed an authentic Rodin of Paris, or an authentic Bodin from Memphis, whose family has been carving top-notch tombstones for as far back as anyone can remember.
Wherever the truth lies -- and around these parts truth reclines on a regular basis -- many a young man has familiarized himself with the female anatomy while studying the statue of Musette Belle, just as quite a few of their ancestors learned from studying the real thing. Even in death Musette continues to shock the good citizens of Leaper's Fork, and her descendants are doing their best to carry on her legacy.
Musette begat Solange, who begat Charlotte and Odette, who begat Angela, who begat Dixie. If there is one thing Belle women are fond of, it is begetting.
Some women barter their bodies like whores with wedding bands. Some use sex like a sword. But some women can touch a man and heal like Jesus. The man who sees sunrise from a Belle woman's bed will swear he's been born again.
Copyright © 2005 by Paula Wall
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