| How to get to know your pastor | 16 |
| How to survive for one hour in an un-air-conditioned church | 18 |
| How to respond when someone sits in your pew | 20 |
| How to use a worship bulletin | 21 |
| How to sing a hymn | 24 |
| How to sing a praise song | 26 |
| How to listen to a sermon | 28 |
| How to respond to a disruption during worship | 31 |
| The anatomy of a baptism | 34 |
| How to receive communion | 36 |
| How to pass the plate | 41 |
| How to share the peace in church | 44 |
| How to stay alert in church | 46 |
| What to bring to a church potluck (by region) | 48 |
| Five important things the Lutheran reformers wrote (or translated) and why they're still important today | 52 |
| Seven important things Luther said (and one funny one) and what they meant | 55 |
| Five things you should know about the Lutheran reformation | 58 |
| Five facts about life in medieval times | 60 |
| History's six most notorious heretics | 62 |
| How to avoid getting burned at the stake | 64 |
| How to tell the difference between the law and the gospel | 86 |
| How to share your faith with someone | 89 |
| How to pray | 91 |
| How to work for peace and justice on behalf of people who are poor and oppressed | 93 |
| How to identify a genuine miracle | 96 |
| Three essential personal spiritual rituals | 98 |
| How to forgive someone | 101 |
| How to confess your sins and receive forgiveness | 103 |
| How to defend your faith against attack | 105 |
| How to resist temptation | 107 |
| How to care for the sick | 110 |
| How to identify and avoid evil | 112 |
| How to avoid gossip | 114 |
| How to bless someone | 116 |
| How to resolve interpersonal conflict | 118 |
| How to console someone | 120 |
| How to cope with loss and grief | 121 |
| The top 10 attributes to look for in a spouse | 123 |
| How to banish the devil from your presence | 126 |
| How to be saved (by grace through faith and not by your good works) | 128 |
| How to reform the church when it strays from the gospel | 131 |
| How to encounter the holy trinity as one God in three persons | 134 |
| How to become a theologian of the cross (and avoid being a theologian of glory) | 136 |
| Common translations of the Bible | 140 |
| 60 essential Bible stories | 142 |
| How to read the Bible | 145 |
| How to memorize a Bible verse | 147 |
| The top 10 Bible villains | 150 |
| The top 10 Bible heroes | 153 |
| The three most rebellious things Jesus did | 156 |
| The seven funniest Bible stories | 157 |
| The five grossest Bible stories | 160 |
| Five facts about life in Old Testament times | 162 |
| Ten important things that happened between the Old and New Testaments | 163 |
| Five facts about life in New Testament times | 166 |
| The five biggest misconceptions about the Bible | 168 |
| Jesus' twelve apostles (plus Judas and Paul) | 170 |
| The five weirdest laws in the Old Testament | 173 |
| The top 10 Bible miracles and what they mean | 175 |
| The Ten Commandments | 196 |
| The Apostles' Creed | 202 |
| The Lord's Prayer | 206 |
| The sacrament of holy baptism | 214 |
| Confession | 217 |
| The sacrament of holy communion | 222 |
| Morning and evening prayer | 224 |
| Blessings at meals | 226 |