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In this tongue-in-cheek fantasy adventure, Jason, a peasant, and Chris, royal assistant to the king (but secretly a gnome), stumble across the kingdom on an urgent mission from the lovely Princess Jennifer. They'll deliver her secret message and win the princess's favor...if they can make it past a poisoned omelet, a prophetic desert mirage, the river of fiery combustion, and, of course, Dr. Troll. A hilarious debut from a teenage author!
A hilarious tongue-in-cheek fantasy from the eighteen-year-old winner of the Scholastic Art and Writing Awards Novel Contest. In this tongue-in-cheek fantasy adventure, Jason, a peasant, and Chris, royal assistant to the king (but secretly a gnome), stumble across the kingdom on an urgent mission from the lovely Princess's Jennifer. They'll deliver her secret message and win the princess' favor... if they can make it past a poisoned omelet, a prophetic desert mirage, the river of fiery combustion, and, of course, Dr. Troll.
McFann cooks up an anachronistic feast in this medieval story about class and race. The two young adventurers, Jason and Chris, live a legendary past among present day idioms. Jason is a peasant unexpectedly elevated to noble service. Chris is a noble who hides his true parentage because his mother is a gnome. Both boys want the favor of a beautiful princess, and Jason's overconfidence is hilariously foiled with Chris's insecurity. Time and place are slippery in this tale which includes effective pauses to describe an accompanying "soundtrack." Vocabulary is also challenging with "chicken zygotes" and "nominative fingers" in place of more familiar phrases. In a world outside time, the walking dead wear stiletto heels and dragons are an endangered species. For more literal readers, McFann gently explains her joke in the middle of chapter two. At that point, it is clear she serves a unique muse so consistently wrong that it's right. 2004, Scholastic, Ages 9 to 12.
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June 18, 2006: This book was suggested to me at a local library. I like a lot of more silly fantasy, so I was simply delighted with this book! I was so surprised to read that the author was only in her freshman year of college! You'll not be disappointed!
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June 20, 2005: I received this book from Scholastic for receiving their national awards and curiosity caused me to read the work of fellow writer Jennifer McFann. This book was delightfully funny and I am very much impressed by her writing. I suggest it to all of those who would like to take an adventure in a far away land that so easily reminds us of home.