A Note for Men xiii
Introduction xvii
A Quick Tour of Goddess Land xix
When You Are a Geek Goddess xx
Chapter 1 Get a Smooth Ride, New or Used 1
The Big Purchase 3
You Are the Most Important Component 4
Apple or Windows? 7
Basic Research 10
Checklist of Features 13
Rejuvenate a Tired Friend 26
Clear Away Clutter 29
Grime with Mass 30
Maybe Some Physical Enhancements Would Help 31
Disaster Preparation 34
Chapter 2 Housebreaking 39
A Room of One's Own 40
A Corner of One's Own 45
Perilous Positions 50
Neck and Eyes 54
Arms and Wrists 55
Laptops 56
Out with the Old 57
But What About My Files? 59
Asking for Help 61
Who to Call 62
Before You Call 62
What to Have on Hand When You Call 63
Chapter 3 Getting In Touch with Your Software Side 65
Where's the Mall? 66
Software Wardrobe Fit for a Queen 69
Basic Black 73
Chapter 4 Hook It Up 91
Getting Hooked 92
Guys in Work Belts 94
Broadband vs. Dial-Up 96
Broadband 97
Wired Nomadic Tribes 100
Your Digital Calling Card 104
Liberated Email 105
Custom Email 106
Lock Your Doors 107
Dressed for Company 107
Mastering Your Missives 108
Go to Town 110
The Information Feed 111
Should Kids Drive? 117
Big City Streets 120
Chapter 5 Where the Stores Never Close 121
Clothing and Accessories 124
Designer Goods 125
Electronics 129
For the Home 130
Automatic Delivery 132
Cars and Automotive 134
Real Estate 135
Books 137
The Privacy of Your Own Store 139
Watch Your Back on eBay and craigslist 140
Chapter 6 Hello, Operator 143
Free Phone Service 144
Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind? 146
Talk to Your Computer 146
Skype 150
Google Talk153
Windows Live Messenger 154
Yahoo! Messenger 154
Your Virtual Receptionist 155
Internet Phones Give the Boot to Ma Bell 156
Call Quality 157
Goodies I Love 158
Chapter 7 The Wireless Home 163
Getting Your Own Wi-Fi 165
What to Look for in a Wireless Router 167
What to Look for in a Wireless Adapter 169
Setting Up Your Network 175
Where to Put Your Wi-Fi Router 177
Locking Up Your Network to Keep Out Thieves 181
Going into Lockdown 184
Wired Equivalent Protection 184
Wi-Fi Protected Access 185
And Now for the Fun Part 185
Geek Credentials 189
Chapter 8 Keeping It Safe 191
Use Protection 194
Sworn Enemies 195
Adware 195
Spyware 198
Viruses 199
Worms 200
Botnets 201
The Social Hazards 202
Defending the Gates 204
Don't Take the Bait 205
Don't Trust a Con Man 208
How to Fight Back 210
Chapter 9 Geek Parenting 213
In Plain Sight 215
More Guidelines Than Actual Rules 221
The Danger: Cyber Bullying 222
The Danger: Bad Company 226
The Danger: The Internet Never Forgets 229
The Danger: Malicious Downloads 230
The Danger: Smut, Drugs, Hate, and Bombs 232
Safety Gates 234
Web Filters 235
Windows Vista 236
Windows XP 237
Net Nanny 239
SafeKeeper 240
SafeEyes.com 240
CyberPatrol 241
CYBERsitter 241
AOL Parental Controls 242
Let Them Have Fun 242
Chapter 10 Groovy Gear and Gadgets 243
Cameras 244
The Semi-Pro Digital Camera 249
Accessories 251
Video Cameras 253
Accessories 254
Personal Digital Assistants 255
Accessories 258
Music and Media Players 259
Content for Your Player 260
Accessories 263
Technology and the Living Room Stereo 263
TV 264
LCD and Plasma 265
Projectors 266
Rear Projection 267
A Lust for Luxury Gear 268
DVR 268
TV All Over the House 268
The Book of the Future 268
GPS for the Car 269
Chapter 11 Your 200 Closest Friends 271
Social Networking-Not What It Seems 272
Why Not Just Send an Email-or Call? 273
What If No One Likes Me? 276
Working the Network 276
Of Blogs and Bloggers 280
Oh, Behave! 282
People Helping People 287
Get Thee to the Party 288
Chapter 12 The Sexy Geek 293
Hooking Up 295
A Lie by Any Other Name 297
No One Loves Me! 301
Make Me a Match 304
Staying Connected 305
Virtual and Vicarious Sex 309
I Have Seen My Future Husband (and He's a Tidy Teetotaler) 314
Index 317