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April-May June Loves Bernie Bridges . . . she just doesn't know it yet.
She's the coolest hottest girl in the school and Bernie thinks she should go to the dance with him.
April-May won't even be seen with Bernie because he's such a troublemaker.
So Bernie makes her a promise—a really scary promise. He says he'll stay out of trouble for a whole week if she promises to go to the dance with him.
Bernie is shaking, quivering, quaking. Can he turn into a goody-goody—especially when it's time for the famous (against the rules!) super slimy slug race?
What kid would not want to go to a school where the motto is "Growth, Learning, Pizza?" Rotten School is the place--there is a great map at the front of the book showing the layout of the campus. This is a boarding school where there are no parents. Bernie Bridges leads readers through the book, often with his champion racing slug Sluggo in his pocket, telling how and why he decides to change his behavior and personality for an entire week. This means he must change behavior which is mischievous, smart alecky, and pretty darn rotten most of the time. Why on earth would he want to do this? To have the company of one very cute fourth grade girl named April-May-June at a dance. The problem is, it is turning out to be a lot harder than he originally anticipated. There is a page of goofy stickers in the back of the book. This is the part of the "Rotten School" series, which includes the titles The Big Blueberry Barf-Off and The Great Smelling Bee. The author lives in New York City and is well known for his scary book series, such as "Goosebumps" and "Fear Street." Recommended. 2005, HarperCollins Publishers, Ages 8 to 12.
More Reviews and RecommendationsRobert Lawrence Stine began career as an author writing short stories and joke books -- but in the early 1990's, he introduced the wildly popular Goosebumps series. The books sold millions of copies, and made reading frighteningly fun again for kids.
More About the AuthorName:
R. L. Stine
Also Known As:
Robert Lawrence Stine
Current Home:
New York, New York
Date of Birth:
October 08, 1943
Place of Birth:
Columbus, Ohio
Education:
B.A., Ohio State University, 1965
Goosebumps cast a spell upon children by transforming even the most reluctant students into avid readers. Despite the fact that almost every book has a different collection of characters, the series has one common element that kids can't get enough of: the author!
However believable his plots seem to his readers, Stine insists he has never lived one of his stories. "I've never turned into a bee -- I've never been chased by a mummy or met a ghost. But many of the ideas in my books are suggested by real life. For example, one Halloween my son, Matt, put a mask on and then had trouble pulling it off. That gave me the idea for The Haunted Mask."
Although he never experienced terror first hand, he did enjoy reading about it. "When I was a kid, there were these great comic books called Tales From The Crypt and The Vault of Horror. They were gruesome. I discovered them in the barbershop and thought they were fabulous. I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I wouldn't miss any of these comic books. I had no hair at all when I was a kid!"
His ideas came from two sources: his memory and his imagination. "When I write, I try to think back to what I was afraid of or what was scary to me, and try to put those feelings into books." He also keeps a tribal mask and a skeleton hanging in his writing studio to provide eerie surroundings. Although he handles the writing by himself, Stine says he gets "lots of help from my editors, my readers, and my friends."
Kids reading Goosebumps may be looking for a scare, but the laughs they get are no accident. Before he was R. L., he was Jovial Bob, author of such works as 101 Silly Monster Jokes, and Bozos on Patrol and editor of Bananas magazine. His ability to know what kids will laugh at , as well as what will frighten them, makes the Goosebumps series all the more enjoyable for his readers.
Stine started writing when he was 9 years old! He would write stories and jokes on an old typewriter and hand them out at school. "The teacher would grab them and take them away," Stine says, "but I kept doing it." He wrote for his high school newspaper in Columbus Ohio. After graduating from Ohio State University, he moved to New York City, where he worked on a variety of writing jobs.
Although his books are fun and exciting, writing them is serious stuff. He treats writing "...like a job." To unwind after work he enjoys playing the pinball machine conveniently located in his own apartment.
For aspiring authors, Stine feels reading is as important as writing. He offers this advice: "If you want to be a writer, don't worry so much about writing. Read as much as you can. Read as many different writers as you can. Soak up the styles. You can learn all kinds of ways to say things." As a boy he read Norse legends, Greek myths, Edgar Allan Poe and baseball stories. "And Mad Magazine changed my life." Author biography courtesy of Scholastic, Inc.
In our interview with Stine, he shared some fun and fascinating facts with us:
"My first job in New York was making up fake interviews with movie and TV stars for a group of six movie magazines. I never spoke to the stars I wrote about. I wrote three-to-four "interviews" a day, all out of my imagination."
"'I've written over 300 books but I never learned to type. I use only one finger, the pointer on my left hand -- that's all. Three hundred books on one finger! The finger is very ugly now -- completely bent and curled and callused. When I show it to audiences, they can't believe it! This is my sacrifice for my art!"
"Sometimes kids show up at my country house and ask if my son Matt can come out and play. That's because they saw him mentioned in the back of my books. But they're very disappointed when he comes to the door -- because Matt is in his mid-twenties now! They were reading very old books! Matt is a musician, composer, and sound designer. You can hear his music at my web site, www.rlstine.com."
"I hope my readers get a chance to see my 4-D movie, R. L. Stine's Haunted Lighthouse. The movie stars Christopher Lloyd, Michael McKean, Lea Thompson, Weird Al, and others. You can find it playing at four parks: SeaWorld San Antonio, SeaWorld San Diego, Busch Gardens Tampa, and Busch Gardens Williamsburg, Virginia. Watch out -- you might get very wet!"
What was the book that most influenced your life or your career as a writer?
I discovered the stories of Ray Bradbury when I was nine or ten, and they changed my life. Up till then, I'd spent most of my time reading horror comics. The EC horror comics, such as Tales From the Cryptand Vault of Horror were very influential in my later writing. But Bradbury's stories were so imaginative and so well written and surprising, they turned me into a reader for life.
What are your all-time favorite books, and what makes them special to you?
Not in any order:
What are some of your favorite films?
These are films I watch once a year and never get tired of.
What types of music do you like? Is there any particular kind you like to listen to when you're writing?
I like many kinds of music from country music to opera. Some of my favorite singers: George Jones, Randy Travis, Dinah Washington, June Christy, Natalie Merchant, Little Richard, Otis Redding... an endless list. These days, I'm obsessed with XM Satellite Radio. A wealth of music-- over 130 stations of music without commercials, the depth of selection you never have on regular radio. I spend a lot of time with that!
As for music while I'm writing? None. I can write anywhere -- airplanes, hotels -- but any kind of music is too big a distraction.
If you had a book club, what would it be reading?
The Devil in the White City by Erik Larsen. I don't read much nonfiction -- I don't like anything real -- but this book reads like a fabulous novel. The nation's best architects get together in rough-and-tumble 1890's Chicago to build an Unforgettable World's Fair -- and just a few blocks away, a serial murderer is killing dozens of young women. Amazing history, gruesome murders, early Chicago politics, geniuses struggling to build something unforgettable -- there's enough for endless discussion!
What are your favorite kinds of books to give -- and get -- as gifts?
I like to find very old, obscure books to give to friends. One friend is an acting teacher and former actor/director. I was so excited to find a long out-of-print book from the '30's by Al Hirschfeld, filled with drawings and funny theater anecdotes and history.
As for books I like to receive, I guess I most enjoy getting books written by my friends. I'm lucky to have many writers and artists as friends, and it's always exciting when they bring a new addition to their works. I keep them on a special shelf in my den.
Do you have any special writing rituals? For example, what do you have on your desk when you're writing?
I'm really a writing machine. I have no rituals. I don't need a special desk or special background music. As long as I have a keyboard in front of me, I can write. I work from an office room in my apartment which I share with my dog. And I do have some creepy atmosphere -- a life-sized skeleton, some plastic rats, and a cup full of eyeballs. But that's just in case kids come by.
What are you working on now?
I'm writing two new kids' series. Mostly Ghostly (Random House) is a scary series about a boy named Max who has a small problem -- He has two ghosts living in his room, and he's the only one who can see and hear them.
My other new series, Rotten School (HarperCollins) isn't scary. It's a funny series about life in a very bad boarding school, featuring a fourth-grade con man and schemer named Bernie Bridges and his battles against a goody-goody rich kid named Sherman Oaks.
I am also adding new titles to my Fear Street teen thriller series (Simon & Schuster), which is being revived.
Many writers are hardly "overnight success" stories. How long did it take for you to get where you are today? Any rejection-slip horror stories or inspirational anecdotes?
Most people don't realize that I wrote for kids for more than twenty years before Goosebumps came along. I wrote joke books and humor books. I wrote entire series of choose-your-own-path-type books. I wrote Indiana Jones and G. I. Joe books. I wrote Mighty Mouse and Bullwinkle coloring books! I wrote a series of funny bubblegum cards. I had fun with all of it. I was earning a living doing what I'd always wanted to do. But my "overnight" success took nearly 25 years!
If you could choose one new writer to be "discovered," who would it be -- and why?
There's a British mystery writer named Peter Lovesey, who probably doesn't need to be "discovered" in England since he's written nearly twenty books and has won a lot of awards. But I think his mysteries are extremely clever and well-written and very funny -- and he needs to be discovered by mystery readers over here.
What tips or advice do you have for writers still looking to be discovered?
It's hard to give that kind of advice. Every person's story is different, I think. After college, I moved to NY to become a writer and started getting magazine-writing jobs. This led to a 16-year stint as a magazine and book editor at Scholastic. My years there allowed me to meet many writers and editors. Many of these editors moved on to other publishing houses. I soon found that I had friends at many houses, editors that I could bring book ideas to. By working in publishing, I became a kind of insider -- I saw editors socially and at work -- and I didn't have to send out proposals to strangers. Consequently, I've never needed an agent for children's books.
Would I recommend working in the publishing business first as a good way to get books published later? Maybe. It helped me. But, as I say, it's hard to give good advice since every story is different.
April-May June Loves Bernie Bridges . . . she just doesn't know it yet.
She's the coolest hottest girl in the school and Bernie thinks she should go to the dance with him.
April-May won't even be seen with Bernie because he's such a troublemaker.
So Bernie makes her a promise—a really scary promise. He says he'll stay out of trouble for a whole week if she promises to go to the dance with him.
Bernie is shaking, quivering, quaking. Can he turn into a goody-goody—especially when it's time for the famous (against the rules!) super slimy slug race?
What kid would not want to go to a school where the motto is "Growth, Learning, Pizza?" Rotten School is the place--there is a great map at the front of the book showing the layout of the campus. This is a boarding school where there are no parents. Bernie Bridges leads readers through the book, often with his champion racing slug Sluggo in his pocket, telling how and why he decides to change his behavior and personality for an entire week. This means he must change behavior which is mischievous, smart alecky, and pretty darn rotten most of the time. Why on earth would he want to do this? To have the company of one very cute fourth grade girl named April-May-June at a dance. The problem is, it is turning out to be a lot harder than he originally anticipated. There is a page of goofy stickers in the back of the book. This is the part of the "Rotten School" series, which includes the titles The Big Blueberry Barf-Off and The Great Smelling Bee. The author lives in New York City and is well known for his scary book series, such as "Goosebumps" and "Fear Street." Recommended. 2005, HarperCollins Publishers, Ages 8 to 12.
Chapter One
A Brand-New Bernie
You are probably wondering why I—Bernie Bridges—decided to change my behavior, change my personality, and become a whole new kid.
A new Bernie Bridges! It's a frightening thought—isn't it?
Especially since the old Bernie Bridges was perfect!
Well, the new Bernie Bridges had to be even perfecter. You'll see why. . . .
Don't get me wrong. I think life is great here at the Rotten School. I think all kids should go to boarding school and live away from home.
My buddies and I live in an old house at the back of the campus, called Rotten House. No parents! It's a terrific life.
Of course, we do have some problems with those goody-goody kids who live in the dorm across from us. It's called Nyce House. What kind of geek would live in a place called Nyce House?
But, I'm getting away from my story. And I know you're very eager to hear my story—since it's all about me. . . .
It started one night after dinner in the Student Center. That's where my guys and I go every night to shoot some pool, play video games, and hang out.
I was hurrying to the game room. Tuesday night is slug race night, and I was late. I had Sluggo, my racing slug, wrapped up safely in my shirt pocket.
I carried Sluggo into the game room and started to unwrap his little velvet blanket. The guys were waiting around the pool table.
I saw my pals Feenman and Crench standing behind me. They were holding up signs to cheer us on.
"Hey, Bernie,you're late," Feenman cried.
"No problem," I said, rolling my big slug around in my hand. "Sluggo is feeling strong tonight. And fast. Aren't you, Sluggo?"
He oozed a warm liquid into my hand. I guess he was trying to answer me.
That spoiled brat, Sherman Oaks—my arch- enemy—grinned across the table at me. He was petting a fat, silvery slug.
He had his buddies from the Nyce House dorm with him.
The big, beefy hulk, Joe Sweety, leaned over the table, putting his slug through its warm-up exercises. Wes Updood stood next to him, tossing his slug up in the air and catching it.
My friend Beast flashed me a thumbs-up. Beast is very big and very hairy. He grunts a lot, and sometimes he walks on all fours. But we're pretty sure he's human. (At least 80 percent human.)
Nosebleed, another kid from my dorm, leaned against the wall with his head tilted back, trying to stop a nosebleed.
I set Sluggo down on the table and started to give him a rubdown. We all train our own slugs. We race them from one end of the pool table to the other. Sometimes the slugs forget they are in a race. So we poke them with toothpicks to keep them moving. (They don't seem to mind.)
I turned to Sherman. "Sluggo has won five races in a row," I said. "He's going to leave your new slug in his slime trail."
Sherman shook his perfect, wavy blond hair. "I don't think so, Bernie. I brought a secret weapon tonight."
He plopped a white paper bag on the table—and pulled out a big hunk of raw meat. "Hamburger," he said. "It's gone rotten. See? It's turning green and purple. My slug, Godzilla, loves it. I put the spoiled meat at the end of the table. And Godzilla races his heart out to get to it."
"Yuck! It stinks!" Feenman and Crench both cried. They covered their noses. "It's covered with maggots! Get it out of here!"
"This is top-grade sirloin," Sherman bragged. "Nothing but the best rotten meat for Godzilla."
I shook my head. "Sluggo still wins," I said. "He's a vegetarian. He doesn't care about rotten meat."
I lined Sluggo up at the edge of the table. The big guy was eager to race. "Put up your money, dudes," I said. We each bet five dollars. It's winner-take-all—and we know who the winner will be!
Sherman plopped the pukey hunk of beef at the far end of the pool table. Then he placed his fat slug next to mine. Now all six slugs were lined up.
"Ready . . . ," I called out. "Set . . . "
The game room door burst open.
We all spun around.
There stood Mrs. Heinie, our teacher, hands on her hips, her eyes bulging in horror behind those two-inch-thick glasses she wears.
"What on earth are you boys doing?" she shrieked.
Rotten School #3: The Good, the Bad and the Very Slimy. Copyright © by R.L. Stine. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.
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