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Crap Lips. Diaper Muncher. Snot Rammer. And so many more!
More Reviews and RecommendationsSarah Royal has spent the past few years in New Jersey, New York City, and Chicago, and has absorbed a great deal of creative profanity from all three environments. She currently lives in Portland, Oregon.
Jillian Panarese has worked behind the scenes in enough restaurants to have heard a smorgasbord of indignities guaranteed to keep her talking like a sailor for a lifetime. She’s a damned good cook, and currently lives in Clinton, New Jersey.
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August 08, 2009: While walking through my local Barnes & Noble, a bright, little book, titled "Creative Cursing", caught my eye. Normally, I don't spend much time in the humor shelves, but I just felt the urge to pick this up and satisfy my curiosity.
I was surprised by the book's design, essentially being two, side-by-side, stacks of index card size pages, hole-punch bound with top rings. Flipping to separately random pages on each stack produces creatively unique "curse" phrases.Immediately, I knew this would be a great gift for any customer service phone rep. When dealing with a difficult customer, a professional csr must maintain a professional, calm appearance on the phone, even if they want to call them "every name in the book". Perhaps, THIS book might actually be where the saying comes from! I knew my favorite CSR, and love of my life Christina, could enjoy flipping open this book and finding a choice phrase, when she felt her blood pressure rising and needed to diffuse her own rising emotions. Even if she couldn't SAY the words, at least she could get a quick smile, as she thought about the words and could then continue to resolve the difficult customer's (read: jerk's) issue.Although, this book is best enjoyed in short-term doses, it is still a memorable and useful gift/tool. She still keeps it on her desk, within arm's reach, whenever she feels the eruption about to occur, and it's provided her co-workers with some good laughs along the way, too.