Apocalypse 2012: An Investigation into Civilization's End by Lawrence E. Joseph

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  • Pub. Date: January 2008
  • 272pp
  • Sales Rank: 14,530

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    • Pub. Date: January 2008
    • Publisher: Broadway Books
    • Format: Paperback, 272pp
    • Sales Rank: 14,530

    Synopsis

    Don’t look up

    It won’t help. You can’t get out of the way, you can’t dig a hole deep enough to hide. The end is coming, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

    So why read this book?
    Because you can’t look away when not just the religious fanatics are saying we’re all going to be destroyed but the scientists are in on the act too. Here’s what they’re saying:

    We’re a million years over due for a mass extinction.

    The sun at radiation minimum is acting much worse than at solar maximum, and one misdirected spewing of plasma could fry us in an instant.

    The magnetic field—which shields us from harmful radiation—is developing a mysterious crack.

    Our solar system is entering an energetically hostile part of the galaxy.

    The Yellowstone supervolcano is getting ready to blow, and if it does, we can look forward to nuclear winter and 90 percent annihilation.

    The Maya, the world’s greatest timekeepers ever, say it’s all going to stop on December 21, 2012.


    So, see? There’s nothing you can do, but you might as well sit back and enjoy the show.

    You’ll get a good chuckle.
    That’s why you should read this book.

    Dear Reader,

    If there were a chance that opening this book could set off a chain of events that would lead to Apocalypse, to the end of Life as we know it, would you be tempted? Finger poised uncertainly above the flashing red button? How about if the Apocalypse promised to result in a new age of enlightenment, a Heaven on Earth like never before?

    Personally, I’ll take the security ofmy cozy life over a chance at nirvana. But status quo may no longer be an option, for any of us. This book will convince you that there is a nonnegligible chance that the year 2012 will be more tumultuous, catastrophic, and, quite possibly, revelatory, than any other year in human history.

    Parts of this book are best read with a bowl of popcorn: looking into the jaws of a great white shark in search of the meaning of death; touring a picturesque Guatemalan town with Mayan shaman just weeks before it is utterly destroyed. Other sections go better with a tranquilizer, such as the impending eruption of the Yellowstone supervolcano, or the mass extinction headed our way—on the scale of the great collision that destroyed the dinosaurs and 70 percent of all other species, our best scientists contend that it’s now overdue. Nail-biters should beware the fact that the next peak in the sunspot cycle, due in 2012, is widely expected to set records for the number and intensity of solar storms pummeling the Earth with radiation and igniting natural calamities such as earthquakes, volcanoes, and Katrina-sized hurricanes. And that our entire solar system appears to be moving into a dangerous interstellar energy cloud.

    Is it a coincidence that the burgeoning war between Christianity and Islam seems hell-bent for Armageddon? Or that numerous other religions, philosophies, and cultural traditions are signaling that the end is near, with 2012 emerging as the consensus target date? A new era is about to be born, with all the pain and blood and joy and release that birth naturally entails.

    Facing oblivion, or at least mega-metamorphosis, is something that few of us are emotionally prepared to do. Thus my excuse for the gallows humor that pervades this story. In a memorable Mary Tyler Moore episode, Mary cracks up laughing at the funeral of Chuckles the Clown who, dressed as a peanut while marching in a parade, was shucked to death by an elephant. If Mary can giggle in the face of death, so can we.

    With kind regards,
    Lawrence E. Joseph

    Publishers Weekly

    In New Age circles, the idea that some sort of world-spanning cataclysmic event will take place in December 2012 has been gaining traction for years, thanks largely to the calculations of ancient Mayan astronomers who pegged that moment as the end of a cycle of eons. Joseph uses that prophecy as a starting point, but claims that his interest lies in more substantial scientific threats to the planet-including cracks in Earth's magnetic field, the eruption of supervolcanoes and flareups of sunspot radiation. On the other hand, he also gives credence to planetary alignments and The Bible Code before veering into a rant about how the real problem is Christian fundamentalists who want to manipulate the Middle East into Armageddon. When he sticks to science journalism, Joseph is a lively tour guide, introducing readers to Mayan shamans and Russian scientists with equal aplomb. But when he encourages readers to start praying they survive the coming apocalypse, he comes off as exactly the sort of crackpot he claims to eschew. Still, there's less kookery than in other 2012 books, making Joseph a reasonably straightforward guide to the theory. (Jan. 23) Copyright 2006 Reed Business Information.

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    Biography

    Lawrence E. Joseph is chairman of the board of New Mexico–based Aerospace Consulting Corporation. He is the author of several books and has written for a a number of major newspapers and magazines, including the New York Times, Salon.com, Family Circle, Audubon, and Discover.

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    It's All Been Done Beforeby Anonymous

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    October 10, 2009: I wanted to read the book before I saw the movie. Apparently the movie will be based on some of the theories that are listed in this book. I haven't finished the book yet, it's gotten rather predictable and a bit boring.

    The author's theories are interesting, but flawed. His theories on solar peaks leading to an issue are flawed, the next solar maximum is in 2013, not 2012. He claims this is is an excessively busy time, even for a quiet solar period....it's not. In fact, this is one of the quietest periods on record. He makes links to solar flares and earthquakes, yet the recent strong earthquakes that just occurred last week (around 10/5/09) have absolutely NO coorelation to any occuring solar flare either before, during or after. This is just another of many doomsday books on the market.

    Not very user friendly, but interesting in a listing of possible ways our world could do itself in. You could concievably read it for entertainment rather than the "this is the reality" vein it was written in, but it's rather dry.

    Best information on 20l2 to date!by Anonymous

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    October 10, 2009: I have read a number of books on 2012 and Lawrence E Joseph had also read them and most of the rest. He gives an overview of differing opinions so you can get a feel for what is being discovered on the subject. He is funny and ads humor to a subject where some just add fear. Everything goes down better with humor.


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