Apocalypse 2012: A Scientific Investigation into Civilization's End by Lawrence E. Joseph, Feodor Chin (Narrated by)

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  • Pub. Date: January 2007
  • Sales Rank: 133,962
  • Duration: 9 hours, 41 minutes (equivalent to 8 audio CDs)

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  • Pub. Date: January 2007
  • Publisher: Books on Tape, Incorporated
  • Format: MP3 Book
  • Sales Rank: 133,962
  • Duration: 9 hours, 41 minutes (equivalent to 8 audio CDs)
  • File Size: 267 MB
  • ISBN-13: 9780739339848
  • ISBN: 0739339842
  • Edition Description: Unabridged

Synopsis

Don’t look up

It won’t help. You can’t get out of the way, you can’t dig a hole deep enough to hide. The end is coming, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

So why read this book?
Because you can’t look away when not just the religious fanatics are saying we’re all going to be destroyed but the scientists are in on the act too. Here’s what they’re saying:

We’re a million years over due for a mass extinction.

The sun at radiation minimum is acting much worse than at solar maximum, and one misdirected spewing of plasma could fry us in an instant.

The magnetic field—which shields us from harmful radiation—is developing a mysterious crack.

Our solar system is entering an energetically hostile part of the galaxy.

The Yellowstone supervolcano is getting ready to blow, and if it does, we can look forward to nuclear winter and 90 percent annihilation.

The Maya, the world’s greatest timekeepers ever, say it’s all going to stop on December 21, 2012.

So, see? There’s nothing you can do, but you might as well sit back and enjoy the show.

You’ll get a good chuckle.
That’s why you should read this book.

Dear Reader,

If there were a chance that opening this book could set off a chain of events that would lead to Apocalypse, to the end of Life as we know it, would you be tempted? Finger poised uncertainly above the flashing red button? How about if the Apocalypse promised to result in a new age of enlightenment, a Heaven on Earth like never before?

Personally, I’ll take the security of mycozy life over a chance at nirvana. But status quo may no longer be an option, for any of us. This book will convince you that there is a nonnegligible chance that the year 2012 will be more tumultuous, catastrophic, and, quite possibly, revelatory, than any other year in human history.

Parts of this book are best read with a bowl of popcorn: looking into the jaws of a great white shark in search of the meaning of death; touring a picturesque Guatemalan town with Mayan shaman just weeks before it is utterly destroyed. Other sections go better with a tranquilizer, such as the impending eruption of the Yellowstone supervolcano, or the mass extinction headed our way—on the scale of the great collision that destroyed the dinosaurs and 70 percent of all other species, our best scientists contend that it’s now overdue. Nail-biters should beware the fact that the next peak in the sunspot cycle, due in 2012, is widely expected to set records for the number and intensity of solar storms pummeling the Earth with radiation and igniting natural calamities such as earthquakes, volcanoes, and Katrina-sized hurricanes. And that our entire solar system appears to be moving into a dangerous interstellar energy cloud.

Is it a coincidence that the burgeoning war between Christianity and Islam seems hell-bent for Armageddon? Or that numerous other religions, philosophies, and cultural traditions are signaling that the end is near, with 2012 emerging as the consensus target date? A new era is about to be born, with all the pain and blood and joy and release that birth naturally entails.

Facing oblivion, or at least mega-metamorphosis, is something that few of us are emotionally prepared to do. Thus my excuse for the gallows humor that pervades this story. In a memorable Mary Tyler Moore episode, Mary cracks up laughing at the funeral of Chuckles the Clown who, dressed as a peanut while marching in a parade, was shucked to death by an elephant. If Mary can giggle in the face of death, so can we.

With kind regards,
Lawrence E. Joseph

Publishers Weekly

In New Age circles, the idea that some sort of world-spanning cataclysmic event will take place in December 2012 has been gaining traction for years, thanks largely to the calculations of ancient Mayan astronomers who pegged that moment as the end of a cycle of eons. Joseph uses that prophecy as a starting point, but claims that his interest lies in more substantial scientific threats to the planet-including cracks in Earth's magnetic field, the eruption of supervolcanoes and flareups of sunspot radiation. On the other hand, he also gives credence to planetary alignments and The Bible Code before veering into a rant about how the real problem is Christian fundamentalists who want to manipulate the Middle East into Armageddon. When he sticks to science journalism, Joseph is a lively tour guide, introducing readers to Mayan shamans and Russian scientists with equal aplomb. But when he encourages readers to start praying they survive the coming apocalypse, he comes off as exactly the sort of crackpot he claims to eschew. Still, there's less kookery than in other 2012 books, making Joseph a reasonably straightforward guide to the theory. (Jan. 23) Copyright 2006 Reed Business Information.

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Biography

Lawrence E. Joseph is chairman of the board of New Mexico–based Aerospace Consulting Corporation. He is the author of several books and has written for a a number of major newspapers and magazines, including the New York Times, Salon.com, Family Circle, Audubon, and Discover.

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Apocalypse 2012 gives hope.by adamjason

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January 17, 2009: Thank-you Lawrence E. Joseph, for sharing your knowledge with us. Page 225,( Apocalypse 2012 ) you gave a prayer. It is hard to believe, but, some people can not fathom God. It made me cry, and, I'm not one to feel for these things. It touched me that you would think of putting a prayer for humans that do not have a conection to the creator of everything known to mankind and beyond. Your book confirmed, beyond a shadow of doubt, that Jesus Christ'second coming is near...and it's real. The funny thing is...you did not intend for this to happen. You are one of the people God is using to prepare the masses for the second coming, and, you do not know it.What a privilege and honour. You do write it without any credence to any religion, and, no credence to the saviour of mankind, the man himself,
Jesus Christ!! Jesus did not say he was religion. Jesus said he was truth and the way. What does he want in return? Not much, just to aknowledge him and say thank-you. Inviting him into your heart. It's not much to ask. Is it? It's not even a question of what he wants in return. The Evil force that is with us (Satan) has tried over and over to confuse the good message, with some success...SOME. Where ever people stand on their views on Jesus and God or Religion, they can still enjoy your words. Religion spreads the good word, however, Satan has managed to contaminate that, and, use that to it's advantage. Satan is real, and, very powerful. People don't seem to address Satan, because, they are too busy trying to prove that Jesus is not the Son of God in every way possible. Evil is real. We look into the eyes of evil every day. It's in the papers and on t.v. ,also, in every human on the planet. The thing is, we all have a choice. Isn't it the best??!!The Bible tells us we are born into sin, and, we need Jesus to help with this, and bring us to God. Keep in mind, the Bible tells us the Heavens are filled with life, and, knowing the same God that created us, created them...so...it is reasonable to assume, some ufo creatures are good, and some are bad. They have a choice as well. Let's hope the ones that are communicating with people are the good ones. The issue of ufo creatures helping us out is also in the Bible, and, it is comforting and confusing. Confusing, because, some books, from all good books, have been witheld from us. This is where faith comes in. People that think the Devil is a dude running around with a pitch fork and horns are sitting ducks that are slaves to Satan, and, they don't even know it. I hope one day to meet you in a place we call heaven. The Bible tells us everyone is judged differently and this means...don't worry. From what I know, God wants those who are worthy and can live in peace. I feel he will say...
"Those with love, and ,forgiveness come." It only makes sense does it not? How can feelings of revenge, jealousy, greed, hate, pain and suffering and darkness...survive in the presence of...forgiveness, tranquility, generosity, love, pleasure, light...well, you get the picture. If you are not a good man and Satan was using you to scare people...it backfired!!

why would youby Anonymous

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November 07, 2007: why would you write a book about us dieing just let it happen i didn't even want to kno i just wanted to die when god said it was time for me to die and now high school kids are worrying about 2012 and they cant get it off there mind i should know iam 18 in high school i wanted to die old and gery but i cant dream that cause you told us that 2012 we going to die


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