Preface: What Is Happening "Over There"?
Ch. 1 Introduction to an Expatriate 1
Ch. 2 Murderous Kenya, Bloody Pakistan, and Sweet Iowa: Why America Is Still a Beacon of Democracy 11
Ch. 3 Carol Gould Returns to the USA 23
Ch. 4 "Americans Are So Stupid!" 35
Ch. 5 Faith, Bush, and Fiercely Secular Britain (a.k.a. Dawkinsland) 43
Ch. 6 "Put That Flag Away and Talk Proper English!" 53
Ch. 7 A Yankee in the Green Man Pub (and Condi Rice in Blackburn) 59
Ch. 8 "Americans Are Destroying the Planet and We Will All Die!" 63
Ch. 9 But Aren't We Best Friends with Great Britain? 67
Ch. 10 "Americans Are Vile, Genocidal, Slavery-Loving, and Illiterate Religious Fanatics" 71
Ch. 11 The Myth of the Jewish Cabals 77
Ch. 12 "The Jews Control the US Media and the Way Americans Think!" 79
Ch. 13 "Is Good the Jew and Hindu Killed!" 83
Ch. 14 The Hate-America/Hate Israel Fests in London Sponsored by the Police and Western Union 89
Ch. 15 The Israel Factor - "You People Invented Terrorism, and Israel is an Abomination Supported by the Other Terrorist State, the USA!" 93
Ch. 16 When All Else Fails, Blame the Jewish Lobby! 101
Ch. 17 The Independent's Shameful "Jewish American Flag" 105
Ch. 18 "That Vile Expansionist Little Nation" and "That Vile Imperialist Superpower"! 111
Ch. 19 Sir David Hare and Rumsfeld 117
Ch. 20 Harold Pinter and His "America Obsession" 121
Ch. 21 "How Can 57 Million People Be So Stupid?" 127
Ch. 22 From Greenham Common to Trident - the Small Matter of "Red Ken" Livingstone 157
Ch. 23 Ken Livingstone and Daniel Pipes in a Clash of Civilizations 163
Ch. 24 Friendly Fire - Those Criminal American GIs! 169
Ch. 25 Casinos Will Bring"American-Style" Spent Needles, Thrown-Away Condoms, and Prostitution to All of Britain 179
Ch. 26 "You People Killed Mountbattenl" 185
Ch. 27 Interlude - In Praise of MI5, the NHS, British Veterans, and Some Wonderful Journalists 187
Ch. 28 "Die, Glazer, Die!" - the Charming Reaction of British Football Fans to an American Tycoon 199
Ch. 29 Mayfair Bans America, Now and Forever 203
Ch. 30 You May Have to Walk Alone, Liverpool ... but Avram Grant Will Never Walk Alone 207
Ch. 31 The European View 215
Ch. 32 "Go Back to America!" Said the (Most Likely Illegal) Immigrant to Me 223
Ch. 33 Interlude - On a Lighter Note 227
Ch. 34 Dear Archbishop of Canterbury - Why I Still Adore America 229
Ch. 35 Booing the "Star-Spangled Banner" - and Pumpkin Pie! 235
Ch. 36 Americans "Poison" British soldiers - and I Finally Get Whacked! 241
Epilogue: America Beckons Once More 245
Index 249
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